Peter, Reading A Book: Hey, Remember When Mister Quill Said Mister Thor ‘wasn’t That Good Looking’?

Steve: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one, you’ll be fined.

Sam: Heck.

Steve: You’re on thin fucking ice.

Steve:

Steve: Oh no.

Stan Lee in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

hewwo??

catra & the she ra sword: pointy, long, sharp adora: god i love stuff that can slice and dice

(based on that one meme i can’t find rn :c)

COVID-19 Pandemic: Heroic Women Homage by Milo Manara *

Sure would be a shame if this got spread around and he lost his job 💅🏽

i never know what to do with the body when i do these so here’s one of those things with arms™

assorted dad antics. i don’t really know why’d you’d except anything different from me anymore

So it’s true? You really do lose all your brain cells when you are gay

Ok so this is like the funniest ask I’ve ever gotten.

...and yeah, it’s true. all of it.

Mythology puns, go!

Get to it, mortals!