i raise you blaine x chase
What your izombie ship says about you:
Major X Ravi - based
Liv X Major - YA BASIC. You're a coward Rob Thomas. 5 seasons telling us that people grow and change and that's okay FOR WHAT. FOR WHAT, ROB THOMAS. Anger. That's all.
Liv X Peyton - how's it feel to be the smartest person here
Peyton X Ravi - yeah it's canon but if it ain't broke don't fix it, you're valid as hell and so are Ravi and Peyton
Clive X Bozzio - same as above but I'm crying because just the thought of them has me tears
Clive X Liv - idk man it's weird to me but not weird enough for me to stop you so idk thumbs up emoji ig
Liv X Ravi - you should leave. They're besties don't you know. And you've offended me and my grandmother. And she hasn't even seen izombie. And she's still upset. It's ok grandma.
Peyton X Blaine - aus only. He blew it, deal with it.
Liv X Blaine - are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.
Blaine X Don E - if you didn't I would ask "are we even watching the same show?? You're insane and I hate you.", but you do, so congrats on having eyes
Chase X anyone - *sips wine* I'll allow it. He deserves it.
Enzo X anyone - you and me are best friends now I love you you're invited to my wedding you will be my children's godparent can we hold hands
People always say it's the quietest at night, I think they're probably wrong. Or maybe I just have superhearing, but recently I've found, during restless walks around town, that everything is so much louder. It startled me at first, the loudness. But as I found that I could drone in on sounds and where they were coming from, I was eerily calm. It was the way my head snapped with precision when a noise was 'too close' that took me a while to get used to. Automatic like gunfire to where the sound was, as if waiting to strike. Like a midnight hunter, prowling. And thats when I noticed it. The hunger. at first I wasn't sure what it was, but I could taste it on my tongue. I think, if I hadn't been able to taste it, I wouldn't have realized. To give some background, when I was a child, at some point, I had found out that if I open my mouth and breathe in through it while smelling something at the same time, that it would enhance the smell. I think I had read somewhere about cats doing it in 'Warrior cats' and found a way to mimic it, but anyways, it's become a habit when I'm on edge, one of my animalistic inclinations that almost always overtook my human ones when I was walking alone at night. As if a part of me just turned feral. Like I was no longer human but a coalescence of all of the animals i'd encountered. I would hiss or growl, carry things in my teeth when convenient, or even sometimes flex my hands like a cat flexing its claws. which I had. My nails were long and sharpened to a point, not for aesthetics, but as a sort of weapon, in case my trusty pocket knife were to be torn from me in some way. I think I've always been this way. This animalistic amalgamation that couldn't hardly be called human, at least not fully. But recently as I've found myself sleeping for 16 hours a day and being awake during the night, it's gotten worse. The iron-ey taste of blood stuck in my nose, it just made me.. hungry. I'd smell upwind as if hunting, which i was always downwind, but that would be upwind for whatever was behind me. good for a hunter, bad for the prey.. so I guess the question would be, am I the hunter, or the prey? I guess we'll find out.
batting my eyelashes so sweetly you should make an icon/header post for adam stanheight because you support the gays right? u wouldn't hate gay people would u
erm no i actually hate g*y people... i will never do that and i totally wont post any in like an hour fuck you
respectfully dont ever name a baby again, matter of fact? don't even look at a baby
1967. A couple in Hawkins, Indiana adopt a one year old little boy; they name their bubbly son Steve. 2,000 miles away, a little baby named William turns six months old, and sees the beach for the first time. For a moment, their dysfunctional families appear happy.
28 years later, those babies have a little one of their own, Christie-Ann Elizabeth Lee Harrington-Hargrove.
the fact im going to be old enough to vote in the next election is scary
i love them both but i need blaine in ways that are concerning to zombie-human relations
im so ready for someone to send in an ask with like "can you find a header for this icon?" and i'll send so many headers !!! so many !!! a thousand !!!
endogenic syscringe alterrace introjects when you go by only one set of pronouns and laugh at jokes about lean instead of cancelling them for not trigger warning drug use and styrofoam cups and ice:
ships making sense is overrated, go ahead and ship based on aesthetics!
I LOVE THESE HELLO??
inspired by @butterednuttered! all credit to them for the idea, we thought it was really neat and wanted to do our own. i hope this is okay!
CERBERUS: a Cerberus alter guards certain alters, subsystems/sidesystems, or locations in the innerworld. they might keep locations/alters/groups of alters from being discovered, keep alters or groups of alters from interacting, protect locations/alters/groups of alters, etcetera.
GARDENER: a Gardener alter provides long-term care to a specific alter or group of alters. they might act as a therapist, mentor, parent, or caretaker to the alters under their care.
ACADEMIC: an Academic alter is an alter who fronts to handle academia & education such as homework, absorbing information from lectures, study groups, research, etcetera.
HELLFIRE: a Hellfire alter is an anger holder. they might not act on their anger, but they exist to process and feel anger for the system. their anger may be extremely intense and never fully fade due to their role.
JESTER: a Jester alter uses humor in order to diffuse tension. they might tell jokes, pull pranks, pretend to be extremely clumsy, etcetera to get others to laugh at them or with them.
TREASURER: a Treasurer alter is an alter who handles finances for a system. they may do things like hide passwords, budget, make sure others aren’t spending money, etcetera.
MIRROR (specific to autistic systems): a Mirror alter is a form of social protector who mirrors others in order to mask. they might study mannerisms & expressions in media, create and memorize scripts for social situations, absorb and mirror the mannerisms and language of others, etcetera.
HOLLOW: a Hollow alter is an amnesia holder for the system. their amnesia is more intense than baseline for the system, such as experiencing blackout amnesia when the system normally experiences grey-out amnesia.
WATCHER: a Watcher alter is an alter who doesn’t show themself to the others, but is always watching. they may be at the corner of the system’s mind, but other alters may never get a grasp on them unless they choose to reveal themself.
LOCKBOX: a Lockbox alter is a trauma holder who continually takes memories of trauma as they happen and is the only one (or one of a few) who has access to those memories.
WARDEN: a Warden alter enforces rules within the system. they may punish or limit alters who disobey or break rules. some may be persecutors, others protectors.