Absolute Unit X Tiny Unit

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ao3 writers be like "no beta we die like men" like what, the dumbest way possible? like getting electrocuted by sticking a fork into a toaster?? hit fuck it then join the army? like this???

Thanks everyone for the prompts! I decided to try and knock these all out in one go:

@thegirlwhotrashcans: remember, you asked for it. au, nobody dies, wwx and yanli bodyswap. they’re married to lwj and jzx. 100% crack. bonus points if jin zixuan completely loses his shit and lwj looks very calm but loses his sh*t after everything is back to normal

@alightbuthappypen: Competency kink! One or both of them (when I say ‘them’ I mean wangxian obvs, I know what I’m about) getting hot and bothered about the other being amazing. On a nighthunt maybe? Or anywhere else that strikes your fancy!

@hearteyeswangji: WRITE MORE P*RN

I think I can manage that. With a few tweaks, accidental seriousness, and broad, ridiculous fix-its tacked on. I have no idea how long this might be. Let’s try it in installments? I’ll reblog and add on as I go. Maybe it’ll be fun. We’ll find out.

Disclaimer that this is just gonna go for it with no revising and no beta readers, so pls do not hold me to any conceivable standard of coherency thx

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WILL INCLUDE: wangxian, xuanli, let jyl and lwj be friends agenda, canon divergence, fix-it, everybody lives, arranged marriage, bodyswap, light angst, getting together, Attempts at Comedy, eventual (light?) wangxian smut

The Sunshot Campaign has just been won. Everyone goes over to Jin Guangshan’s house after the Nightless City banquet, to Negotiate Stuff, and some hasty political marriages happen resulting in Xuanli Wedded Bliss and Wangxian Un-confessed Wedded Tension. Then, suddenly…a curse befalls our brave heroes.

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Wei Wuxian wakes suddenly, feeling odd. He’s sleeping on his stomach for one thing, which is not his usual, but he feels warm and comfortable enough that he doesn’t think it strange. But then there is the scent of peonies and gardenias, which is both familiar and alien, somehow. It makes him open his eyes. 

Which is when he sees the hand before him on the bolster. It is slender and elegant. Small. Pale. Familiar? Wearing a jade bangle. He pushes himself up a bit, startled, only to see the hand move when he does. 

The hand. Is his hand. He stares at it. The shock of it, coupled with the early hour, leave his mind working very slowly.

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He Kissed Her Once

He kissed her once. It was by the sea, the smell of brine and watery decay thick in the air. The sun was high, its light made the water glitter prettily, its heat baked the seaweed and fish washed ashore. He thought, almost bitterly, that the beauty and repugnance of the moment was fitting. He wondered which one she would consider more.

She considered nothing at all. She was entirely startled by the manner of his embrace. It hurt in the way soft, sweet, and perfect things hurt; heartbreaking in its gentleness and care. She pulled away quickly, overwhelmed by the power she had so suddenly over her supposedly enigmatic, closed off friend.

He stumbled back, as if struck. His face burned and his hands shook. She stared hard at the ground and said nothing with a face flushed with embarrassment or heat or discomfort, neither of them could tell. Silence clung to them, heavy and chafing, until he walked away and disappeared somewhere among the ships.

She kept her gaze fixed on her hastily polished shoes where they were planted over both sand and grassed soil for a little while longer. Before too long, she walked away herself, without looking back or noticing the sharp, dark eyes tracking her.

For all they laughed, talked, and ran about, they never spoke again after that day by the sea.

7+8=15~~~mystical magic of abstract thought~~~ 75

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Hi I wanna participate

1. Avatar Kyoshi (ATLA)

2. Toph Beifong (ATLA)

3. Amren (ACOTAR)

4. Renee Walker (AFTG)

5. Bee (i dunno her last name cuz i'm a heathen) (AFTG)

6. Aelin Galathynius (TOG)

7. Puck Connolly (Scorpio Races)

8. Hermione Granger (HP)

9. Annabeth Chase (PJO)

10. Sally Jackson (PJO)

Special shout outs to: Lydia Martin (teen wolf), Molly Weasley, Hazel (PJO), Manon (TOG), and a lotta other bad bitches that I can't think of right now

I don't really know people yet but:

@greenconverses (hi Jess, you don't know me at all but I've loved you and your blog since I was like 14)

@sargentcow

@dante-the-witch

Not 10 but these are the peoples whose urls I know off the top of my head

TAG GAME

LIST YOUR 10 FAVORITE FEMALE CHARACTERS FROM 10 DIFFERENT FANDOMS THEN TAG 10 PEOPLE

I was tagged by the lovely @kymbersmith-90 except number 1 the rest are in no particular order!

Emma Swan from Once Upon a Time.

Claire Fraser from Outlander.

Feyre Archeron from ACOTAR.

Elain Archeron from ACOTAR.

Nesta Archeron from ACOTAR.

Aelin Ashryver Galathynius from TOG.

Lysandra from TOG.

Arya Stark from GOT.

Audrey Rose Wadsworth from SJTR.

Lexie Grey from Grey’s Anatomy

Special mentions: Manon and Elide from TOG, Queen Anne and Constance from The Musketeers, Brianna Fraser from Outlander, Olivia Dunham from Fringe, Katherine Beckett from Castle, Dianna Bishop from ADOW, Lydia Martin from TW, Molly Dawes from Our Girl.

Tagging this beautiful people (I’m tagging more as I answer more lol): @silver-flames @suelky @azriiel @chthonicgardens @hacawijo @juusworld5728 @feyrearcherons @insulindsay @queenringer @ladylochan @silverlinedeyes @rhyssescups @izzyhavilliard @psychee92 @leiaamidala

Reblogging cuz I've read a good chunk of these and know them to be Very Good and now must go through the rest cuz OP obviously has good taste, bless you

so.... do u have any fic recs for the untamed?

this has been languishing, unanswered, because I literally cannot stop reading fic long enough to answer it. I am a woman possessed. if I’m not reading fic then I am actively watching the show, which I started again yesterday for the third time. scream into my eyes and scream into my mouth. etc. 

wei wuxian/lan wangji:

seldom all they seem (canon au)*

a lot of edges called perhaps 

all the depths of me, real 

画龙点睛; the crucial point 

linger in the sun

tie a knife with a ribbon (canon au)

the necromancer’s fairytale (au)

the roots grow riotous (au) (wip. I know.)

other pairings (bg wei wuxian/lan wangji: understood):

*sequel: half cloak & half dagger (lan xichen/jin guangyao)

with both hands (lan xichen/jin guangyao)

to keep you in that house on the hill (nie mingjue/jin guangyao)

you seem, secretly, to love everything (nie mingjue/jin guangyao/lan xichen, modern au)

one rogue spark in my direction (lan wangji/xiao xingchen/song lan) 

a civil combpaign (jin ling/lan sizhui)

+ sequel: besieged

four days in lanling (nie huaisang/jiang cheng)

our footsteps sing a reckless serenade (nie huaisang/jiang cheng, au)

by proxy (lan wangji/jiang cheng) (I said what I said.)

climbing up that coastal shelf (no pairing. I cried. who am I?)

with absolute splendor (also no pairing, beyond the obvious.)

gathered herbs & sweet grasses (ALSO NO PAIRING LOL.)

and a subsection I like to call:

the beauty of your repair (xue yang/xiao xingchen/song lan, modern au)

one big silence (xue yang/xiao xingchen/song lan, modern au)

+ sequel: hanging from a tree

tear out all your tenderness (xue yang/xiao xingchen)