Ok work wasn’t that bad its was chill and quiet😍 omg flaw was a dick head harassing us cause he thought his chicken was to small and we where doing something illegal???
Let’s hope tomorrow is calm too🤞
@richie-shitlips @loganschwarzy
guys help i’m dying at this 😭
my wife and i like to torture each other when we lay down for bed at night by tickling or poking each other. as a deterrent we’ve created an entity called “The Bird” which will attack you as a way to show we’re no longer comfortable with whatevers happening. we’ll say “The Bird is coming” or “The Bird is going to get you” instead of “hey stop doing that” then we peck each other with our hands. here’s a visual to help
My favorite gremlin 🧡
what😨
deadass just saw someone ask “what’s a metaphor” on a falsettos TikTok… sigh
woke up and remembered willy stamplers dead todays gonna be a great day
guys how to secretly measure ur bfs chest size so i can get him a binder in secret (shhh don’t tell him)