This Was Peak Cinema

Leo Valdez headcanons

Leo Valdez most definitely had a crush on Clawdine from Monster High as a kid and Piper will not let him live it down

He's terrified of babysitters, always claims he'll never leave his kids with someone unless he knows for sure they're not a god/goddess

When asked breasts or thighs he claims his favourite part of a chicken is the personality. Every time. Without fail. He thinks it's hilarious

HE'S NOT A PRETTY BOY HES CANONICALLY UGLY AND I LOVE HIM THAT WAY

Compares himself to others A lot, a little bit of an inferiority complex

Tells Piper everything (they're siblings in my head)

Very affectionate, even if it's just platonic, he's touch starved and will take a hug at any opportunity

He's got a scar in his eyebrow but his eyebrows are so thick it's barely visible. He got it from a desk when he was four

Absolutely loves women with unique facial features/structures

Goths in chunky boots🖤

Because his mother died when he was so young he never learnt to speak Spanish fluently. He tries to learn but he's busy a lot working on projects and it makes him a little upset

The only time he ever saw his mother's grave was at her funeral because he was so far away in so many different foster homes

Went through some shit while in the system and refuses to talk about it. That's why he ran away so much

Thinks Frank is really cool, won't say it though cus he thinks Frank hates him

I love this.

Hello! I really really love your art (and honestly your whole vibe is impeccable. You're my favourite person to see on my dash). I know you don't take requests or anything but I am so enamoured by your drawings of Stoik and Valhallarama and I was wondering if you ever wanted to draw them with baby Hiccup? Or maybe them reacting to the Naming Dame giving him the runt name if you want to add a bit of angst.

Anyway, have a wonderful day!!!

<3

Thank you so much for such a kind message!!

I adore drawing these two, even when they’ve just been handed some pretty stressful news.

People that never read the httyd books will never understand the positive impact that shit has on a child. (I had nightmares for months)

MHA au where everything's the same except Shoto pretty much just decided Aizawa was his new dad and follows him around for no reason

Thought that was jinxs wanted poster for a second and was so confused LOL

I guess that's enough for today

@/azuriewillow005 thanks for the throne reference!!!

Is that what happened in book 10? Am i right?

I can infact confirm that book Hiccup is a little skrunkly wet cat and movie Hiccup doesn't know what a HD is but his doctor said he has 80 of them, observe in this image.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third most neurodivergent character ever i am just so correct

This kid took a class to learn how to keep people off his land where he should know dang well by now that he’s supposed to yell at them and yet his first thought is always “oh I know this language here let me speak it :3”

He was terrible at writing and dexterity and everything for about ten years of his life and didn’t once consider that he was actually left handed he just thought he sucked.

When a dragon the size of a mountain washed up on his shores threatening to eat everyone he loved, he didn’t once consider hurting it. He instead decided to give it a sensory nightmare by pouring feathers in its nose to stress it out.

This is all just Book!Hiccup but don’t think Movie!Hiccup is free from this title

I reached the end of my tumblr fyp, and it was jayvik

one thing i love about the writing of the httyd books is that there are no rules. none. its written in the same way someone with adhd tells a story. going off on tangents all the time with a bunch of parentheses and dashes and incorrect grammar. like its so refreshing.

This reminds me of the part in book 11 when Camicazi says she's in need of exercise and Fishlegs says "this is not some Viking version of girls get fit" idk if girls get fit is a show or one of those dumbass weight loss DVDs for 7 year olds or just some random yoga class but it feels a little future reference to me.

Flipping through book 1 again and discovering

BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

Fucking

Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????

How

How would they have figured that out?

How would that come about in the first place???

Many questions

14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling

Barcode.....

IM SAD BECAUSE MY SPOTIFY WRAPPED DOESNT REPRESENT THE PERSON I AM NOW BECAUSE MY TOP SONG WAS FINE BY LEMON DEMON BECAUSE I LISTEND TO IT ON REPEAT IN JANUARY