The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan
Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-
Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos
Elzar: Who the fuck-
Stellan: Language
Elzar: … Whom the fuck-
Stellan: [driving the speeder]
Stellan: So how was your day?
Avar: we almost got surprise adopted
Stellan: what?
Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped
Stellan: oh okay
Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!
Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!
Avar: Don’t say it.
Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Elzar: Yes, you were.
Stellan: No, I wasn’t.
Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-
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Ah yes that awkward moment when you’re constantly fighting with your former best friend/ lover, but you also still need to work together and both of you are touch starved...
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27
Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm
Avar: Yep
Stellan:
Elzar: not that im scared or anything
Avar: yeah no me neither
Stellan:
Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways
Elzar: not me
Avar: hm
Stellan:
Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands
Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please
Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?
Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt
Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell
Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me
Elzar: just tell him I said something
Avar: like what?
Elzar: anything factually incorrect
Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-
Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots
Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.
Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.
Elzar: No, you’re the mom.
Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7
Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.
Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.
Avar: Excuse me-
Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-
Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.
Kantam: Why are you smiling?
Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?
Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.
Stellan: What’s this?
Elzar: My to-do list.
Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.
Elzar: Exactly.
Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.
Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.
Of course, that could have been simply a sweet gesture BUT making it angsty is so much better in my opinion
Because imagine Avar Kriss, a telepath so powerful she always hears so so much -enough for it to physically hurt her- being unable to keep her mental walls up because her energy is already drained… and imagine Elzar Mann and Stellan Gios, researching in the archives for weeks, finding the slightest hint of something that could help and then proceeding to forge the focus with their own hands… :ˋ)
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(please click for better quality:D)
Waiting…
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I couldn’t put everyone on that chart, but we all can clearly see the average trauma
Also if someone has suggestions/ criticism, I’ll gladly take it :)
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didnt make proper lineart tho, i was too impatient for that
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21
Avar: the moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Elzar, looking at Avar: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Avar and Elzar in unison: [sighs] Stellan
Stellan: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Elzar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Avar: In that case, we're definitely lost.
Elzar: Avar, why do you have 32 written on your arm?
Avar: I have no idea. Maybe it’s some sort of code, or maybe it’s my age. Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth. No, you know what… don’t.
Stellan: Well if we wrote it down, it must be something important.
Avar: Hey we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don’t forget.
Elzar, writing on Avar’s arm: Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.
Stellan: Hats, obviously.
Elzar: Obviously.
Avar: Okay. Ah, what else? I feel like there was…
Elzar: A number.
Avar: Oh yes! 32. Write that down too.
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4
Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you
Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first
Evil guy: that's not how-
Avar: he said no.
Avar: I don’t like blasters
Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.
Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.
Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends
Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar
Stellan: Why some species eat their young
Vernestra: What is love?
Avar: an emotional minefield
Stellan: a neurochemical reaction
Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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