The Three Firebrands (and Guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan

Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-

Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos

Elzar: Who the fuck-

Stellan: Language

Elzar: … Whom the fuck-

Stellan: [driving the speeder]

Stellan: So how was your day?

Avar: we almost got surprise adopted

Stellan: what?

Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped

Stellan: oh okay

Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!

Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!

Avar: Don’t say it.

Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.

Elzar: Yes, you were.

Stellan: No, I wasn’t.

Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.

Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 27

Elzar: sure is dark in here, hm

Avar: Yep

Stellan:

Elzar: not that im scared or anything

Avar: yeah no me neither

Stellan:

Avar: i mean, who is scared of the dark anymore nowadays anyways

Elzar: not me

Avar: hm

Stellan:

Stellan: do you guys want me to hold your hands

Avar & Elzar, simultaneously: yes please

Stellan: just tell me. did it hurt?

Elzar & Avar, covered in mud because they tried to catch a Tooka on a very rainy day on a very muddy meadow: did what hurt

Stellan: when you broke through Coruscant's surface, ascending from hell

Avar: Stellan won’t come out to spar with me

Elzar: just tell him I said something

Avar: like what?

Elzar: anything factually incorrect

Stellan, arriving a few minutes later: did you say that the sUN IS A FUCKING PLANET-

Avar: Without you Stellan, we’re just two idiots

Elzar: You make us a family, Stellan.

Stellan: Well, I’m like the cool rebel sibling of course.

Elzar: No, you’re the mom.

Avar: Yeah, definitely the mom.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 7

Stellan: You need to start appreciating the small things in life.

Elzar: But I already appreciate Avar.

Avar: Excuse me-

Stellan: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Vernestra : It's kind of complicated, but Avar and Elzar-

Stellan: Got it. Forget I asked.

Kantam: Why are you smiling?

Avar: What? Can’t I just be happy?

Stellan: Elzar tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Stellan: What’s this?

Elzar: My to-do list.

Stellan: It just has my and Avars name on it.

Elzar: Exactly.

Avar: You can trust me. Let’s not forget who pulled you out of the river when we were ten.

Stellan: Let’s not forget who pushed me in.


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„Jeweled diadem gifted by Stellan and Elzar“

Of course, that could have been simply a sweet gesture BUT making it angsty is so much better in my opinion

„Jeweled Diadem Gifted By Stellan And Elzar“

Because imagine Avar Kriss, a telepath so powerful she always hears so so much -enough for it to physically hurt her- being unable to keep her mental walls up because her energy is already drained… and imagine Elzar Mann and Stellan Gios, researching in the archives for weeks, finding the slightest hint of something that could help and then proceeding to forge the focus with their own hands… :ˋ)


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 21

Avar: the moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?

Elzar, looking at Avar: yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?

Avar and Elzar in unison: [sighs] Stellan

Stellan: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Elzar: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Avar: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Elzar: Avar, why do you have 32 written on your arm?

Avar: I have no idea. Maybe it’s some sort of code, or maybe it’s my age. Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth. No, you know what… don’t.

Stellan: Well if we wrote it down, it must be something important.

Avar: Hey we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don’t forget.

Elzar, writing on Avar’s arm: Yeah, okay. Um, well, hats.

Stellan: Hats, obviously.

Elzar: Obviously.

Avar: Okay. Ah, what else? I feel like there was…

Elzar: A number.

Avar: Oh yes! 32. Write that down too.


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 4

Evil guy: I’m gonna kill both of you

Elzar: Wait, we need to ask Stellan first

Evil guy: that's not how-

Avar: he said no.

Avar: I don’t like blasters

Stellan: Stop being so narrow minded, it’s because you just never learned how to use one.

Avar: Or because I’ve been shot. Repeatedly.

Stellan: A person can learn a lot from their friends

Vernestra: So what did you learn from Master Elzar and Master Avar

Stellan: Why some species eat their young

Vernestra: What is love?

Avar: an emotional minefield

Stellan: a neurochemical reaction

Elzar: BABY DONT HURT ME-


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10

Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here

Elzar: hey

Vernestra: hello

Avar: hi

Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies

Avar: we ran out of snacks

Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do

Elzar: burn your chambers down

Stellan: and what did you do

Avar: we made you Dinner

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar:

Stellan:

Elzar:

Avar: …and burnt your chambers down

Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?

Elzar: a Hobby

Stellan: [crosses his arms]

Avar: … that we don’t engage in

Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us

Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun


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