I-shall-survive - Title (obligatory)

yippee about time I made a pride illustration for this year!!

[busts through the door and slams this on the table, out of breath]

Don't you just hate when you are going into ayin tag on Tumblr dot com hoping to see some fine content of your beloved big soft butterfly dad only to see some white twink from bottom surgery or whatever its called corporation

Sometimes a family is a teenage vigilante armed with only a crowbar, a corrupted college student with an irrational fear of spiders, the token straight friend who has befriended her town’s ghosts, an interdimensional war criminal whose entire base of operations is one (1) cardboard box, a time-travelling android from the distant future, said android’s adopted (human) child, and a goddess-in-training on the run

Together they dimension hop around the multiverse in the android’s vessel that resembles a fighter jet on the outside (because everyone thought it looked cool that way) and get into a concerning amount of misadventures in some worlds collide™️-ish au I made for them simply because I was bored 2 years ago

I would love to dimension hop with a group of good friends. This seems like a very fun story actually.

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

10 years

By Fall Out Boy

old creepypasta titles: "[Something] The Killer", "I Summoned The Midnight Man", "The Skintaker" "I Saw a Demon"

modern creepypasta titles: "I Went To Take A Shit At 3AM And The Toilet Was Not There"

Hmmmm

Project moon shitposts brainstormed by me and my friend 11 (Masterpost)

Voter fraud

imagine this is a post

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform