Child: Mom... I think it's time I tell you something.
Mom: Go ahead sweetie, you can tell me anything.
Child: I'm bipolar and schizophrenic...
Mom: How did you find this out, who took you to a psychologist?
Child: I self diagnosed it mom, tumblr taught me not to be ashamed of my mental illnesses.
Mom: Stacy you're twelve shut the fuck up
Child: IM SO OPPRESSED *violently blogs about being triggered by her mother
That’s pretty epic
My plane flew over another plane
Tayie :/
Zynth
Some days I feel like ✨ I am slaying it, I am queen, none of you peasants can touch me 💖. But other days, most days, I feel like a sad lump of potato. 🥔
Today is one of those Slaydayz! YAssS GuRLLLLL! 😘😍😘
It rolls off your tongue and into your heart.
Happy international women’s day!
coco chanel was a nazi
i say this with no hyperbole whatsoever
she literally worked for the nazis and benefitted from jewish shareholders in chanel being sent off to concentration camps when their share came into her possession
parisian consumers actually refused to buy a lot from her own ranges after 1940 because she was an infamous collaborator but british and american consumers kept on buying them and continue to glorify her
that’s nice
kanye sleeping.
*girl gets out* *girl gets tazed* *other girl thinks ‘what’s taking her so long to tell the guy off? i better get out and see what’s going on’*
do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”