Kala

guys....I made something....

this is the 'alpha wolf' typa shit, except I made it an actual fanfic, this was sent to my group chat btw

Cut bc y'all will be traumatized

(the context of the first message was a tailamm2 from TikTok video, and I laughed to hard so my mom got mad) "IBCANTBREATH"

MY MOMMA IS NADE AT ME NOW😡😡😡

DONT MAKE MY ALPHA WOLF COME OUT

*I start transforming, ripping my shirt off as I howl* OWWWWWWWEWAAA

N-No, k-kitten....d-d-d-d-daddy doesn't you to see me like this

(continued)N-No, p-p-p-p-p-p-please, kitten..... I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't want you to see me like this.....*I groan as my inner alpha wolf takes over, and my eyes turn red* YOU'RE MINE NOW KITTEN!!!! *I say as I start aggressively running on four legs around you, starting to goon and moan in the process* Nghh!~ K-kitten, D-d-d-d-daddy loves you!!!! *I say as I violently cum all over the forest, my cum reaching terminal velocity as it goes through the stratosphere, making aliens horny* K-KITTEN, SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? *I say as I growl with anger* Y-You've destroyed the world....*I start to walk away in an alpha wolf like fashion* I hope you're proud of yourself....*I sigh as the entire world gets fucking blown up by the aliens, who begin to fuck everyone and blast them*

.....dare I say gn!reader? Yes. GN!reader.

A little excerpt of my story I'm making

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Quackity had just walked into the church, after having just gambled minutes before. It was a stupid dare from his friends, because the one time he lost the bet, was when he was drunk. They made him. The eyes were all on him, mind you, he still had his Casino outfit on; the red was glistening among all the white covering most of the church.

The priest started: "May we all bow our heads in prayer,"

He didn't, he was still looking at the woman next to him. Dressed in white just a little too tight. Enough to catch eyes, but not caught out. His eyes drifted carefully on the woman with her head bowed in prayer to the supposed God.

"Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name..."

"

Yeah, chat I've totally got this (I say with the TikTok smirk emoji)

Helsinki

Helskinki, Finland

brain fog

I don't wanna lose this because it's so PERFECT 😭

Thanks for the food girlie

dating younger quackity? like 2018-2019

.✦°. • Dating younger Quackity ( ´∀｀)

warnings: none^^

a/n: thank u so much for the request! This was super fun to write, took me back to 2019 when I started watching him :D either way hope you enjoy! (Sorry it took so long 😭 life’s been busy)

I feel like he’d be the type to fall in love with his best friend, or generally someone that he knows fairly well

Expect nights spent talking on the phone with him, laughing your asses off at memes and stupid games instead of doing homework

Or endless bike rides around the city, as if you didn’t do that one route million of times

Maybe even little lessons on the basics of boxing (he isn’t a very good teacher though, he’s too afraid to hurt you)

It comes naturally, his heartbeat starts to pick up every time he hears your voice, your laugh, you saying his name ugh

And you won’t stop leaving his mind, you’re always there, in every each one of his thoughts (might as well pay rent at this point)

Have you always sound this pretty?

Have you always been this pretty?

Before he knows it, he’s noticing all the little details that make you, well, YOU

He’s in love.

Fuck.

He wouldn’t know what to do about his feelings, either he ignores them and buries this secret deep into his heart, or, after a scary amount of convincing from his friends, he confronts you with the shyest demeanor you’ve ever seen him wear

Assuming this is one of his first experiences, if not the first, he would be very cautious in his actions, not sure yet about how to handle a relationship, especially if it gets more serious

He wouldn’t talk about being in a romantic relationship for a while, mostly cause he doesn’t like to share his personal life too much, especially when it comes to romance

But is there a teenage boy that doesn’t like to brag about being in a relationship?

Would mention it once, casually, you know, to be cool and all

Like “yeah I have a partner” a little smile to top it off, nothing big, just a bit of something to feel swag

Nobody believed him.

The loud boy who screamed about the president 24/7 having a partner? Yeah nice try kiddo, go back to play your stupid videogames

At some point in his young carrier he got tired about the running joke of you being an illusion

“This is what too much screen time does to a person KEKW” chat would say, haha how funny (if you hadn’t notice, he’s being sarcastic)

As frustrating as it was to battle against hundreds of people on whether HE was in a relationship or not, he’d never ask you to do anything you are uncomfortable in doing

So, even if showing up on stream would probably help with this little problem of his, he’d encourage you to actually think carefully if you want to make an appearance or not

“I do have a partner!” Alex says for what feels like the fiftieth time that evening. He should probably give up, after all who cares if chat doesn’t believe him. He knows the truth and that’s enough. Right?

WRONG.

His credibility, and his pride, are in the way. Plus is he even that bad of a catch for people to think he can’t pull?

His head falls onto his hand, resting there as he lets his thoughts run while the fast stream chat on his monitor lights up his face in various dull colors.

You were sitting on a little chair, not too far away from him, staring at something in your phone. He did feel bad for inviting you over just for him to stream an hour later, but you had always said that you didn’t mind watching him since you liked seeing him do something he enjoyed. As if he didn’t enjoy spending time with you, but fine.

So he put his insecurities aside, most of them being about you possibly not liking his streams, and provided you a chair to at least sit comfortably as he robbed you of your time by going live yet again.

It had been going fairly well: he was checking out some horrible games in Roblox, or rather he had been screaming his lungs out for an hour straight, and of course, when a random kid on Roblox asked him to be his girlfriend, chat got back on their “no relationship, you are a loser” (he knows it’s a long name, he couldn’t come up with anything better okay??) agenda.

Your hand waving in his peripheral vision brought him back from his mind: he hadn’t realized he had zoned out.

He looked at you briefly, almost feeling bad for the worried stare you were giving him. He usually doesn’t feel this defeated after an unserious bickering with chat, but to say that this all situation wasn’t playing with his self-doubts would be lying. He’s fine though, he just feels a little gloomy today.

You turn your head to the side and give him a thumps up, voicelessly asking whether he was fine or not. And he just nods, giving you a little, forced, smile before going back to the bright monitor. He doesn’t like the thought of you being concerned about this. While, admittedly, it does feel nice to have someone worried about him, Alex never quite liked to be a bother to anyone. He could handle this alone.

Then why is his head so heavy? And why does he feel without energy all of a sudden? He just needs to do what he does best: push the pain away and walk forward. But even something as easy as that sounds impossible right now.

Maybe he should end stream.

He’s too lost in his own thoughts to realize you had stood from your chair, steadily approaching his setup. When he realizes what’s going on, it’s too late.

“You don’t-“ before the frantic words can leave his mouth, you were already behind him. You cross your arms down his chest, whilst your head, resting on the top of his beanie, being high enough to not get seen by the webcam.

Many things were going trough Alex’s mind, a lot of them being about how nice it felt being hold by you, but only two words left his lips:

“Who’s got no game now, huh?”.

At that point it would go from chat not believing him to chat teasing him endlessly about him being a simp

You two could do nothing and he would still be accused of it, just because you were there

Is it true? Yeah, but it was nonetheless a bit annoying

He WOULD bully you on stream when the secret is out

Chat: “do you like (Name) or Thanos more? Don’t lie”

“Well…” he’d say, scratching his neck in faux uneasiness.

“Don’t think about it what the fuck!”.

His chat took your relationship quite well, after all the time he wasn’t famous enough to have fans being jealous and obsessing over him

Actually you became kind of an icon of his channel

And he did milk this for content but it’s not like you didn’t encourage him, quite the contrary, so expect videos like “playing Roblox with my partner” or “The best Habbo raid ever w/(Name)”

As sweet as this all can be, we haven’t forgot about his light teasing (borderline bullying) on stream, have we?

Don’t worry, you got back at him with the help of Aksel countless of time, he’d be your partner in crime when it came to bullying Alex

You were watching meme compilations with them on stream, occasionally sharing some little laughs and snarky comments, and, one way or another, you somehow ended up talking about shampoos. Yes, shampoos.

“Honestly, I think 2 in 1 are gross” Alex says, spinning around in his chair while still keeping an eye on the running chat. You were sitting next to him in your usual simple wooden chair that he usually stole from his kitchen. It wasn’t much, and you could feel your thighs getting painted with the hard design of your seat, but it feels very homy, heart warming in its simplicity.

Yet, as comfortable and happy as you felt, you really couldn’t help spatting out the comment that had been dancing dangerously on the tip of your tongue, begging to be freed.

“And what would you know about it you bald fuck”.

Silence filled the room.

.

.

.

You start to grow worried you stepped over the line as you shoot guilty side-glances at him, trying to evaluate whether he was or wasn’t okay with your stupid joke. His spinning was getting gradually slower, and his eyes wide and open jaw came to view.

You’re able to let out a silent sigh of relief as Alex’s face sinks into a, clearly exaggerated, offended pout.

“Have you heard them?? Defend me Aksel what the hell” he cries dramatically, his mindless spinning coming at a halt to stare into the soul of his screen, specifically at the man that is lightly grinning right back at him.

“I mean.. they’re kinda right man..” he mutters in his typical monotone voice, barely holding back an amused snicker.

Alex’s look of betrayal was probably the funniest shit you had seen in a while.

“Why are you two ganging up on a Mexican guy huh??”

“Awww the Mexican card? No better come back??” you laugh smugly, your face screaming “triumph” as he gawks at you.

“You truly found your match” Aksel laughs, adjusting his bucket hat as he leaned down on his office chair.

“Shut the fuck up” he mumbles before looking away from you with a huff.

Oh God does he love you.

Moving on though, these were harsh years for him, so he needs lots of love and support from his partner

I think it’d be too soon to have full on cuddling sessions, but i see him loving your touch, especially if it’s something domestic like a simple hug or a little caress down his back

Not really into PDA either, but he would find comfort in holding your hand whenever he’s tense or even just cold

It’s a reminder you are still by his side despite all of his flaws and insecurities, you chose him

(Ended up being way longer than I intended but had fun :D sorry for the long wait :( I had two very stressing weeks in the middle of writing this)

petition to make this ^ be the hugging emoji. you are not just a person standing behind me. You are my friend.

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I'm both concern and happy but I NEEDED to find this later, the headache I have didn't want that rn😞✋

ALSO HOW TF DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THIS SHIT (thank you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much)

schlatt moaning for 3 minutes straight. you're welcome.

guys I made the draft of the boys in my class.

Watson had just set his stuff down on the ground next to the bleachers, it was a Friday, they got to play in the gym. Cooper walked in right before the bell. Watson could feel the thoughts coming on, last time Cooper was in here, he had pulled him behind the curtains and made out with him, and no one saw it.

Cooper came up to him, smirking. “Hey, Watson.~” Watson played it off, calling him gay for the 100th time this week, and everyone scoffed, especially the popular homophobic boys.

“I'm not gay, stop trying to flirt with me.” He said, and to anyone else it would've been convincing, but not Cooper, he knew better.

Cooper got close to his ear, whispering for the sake of his pride, and his confidence. “That's not what you were saying yesterday.” Watson blushed, why would he bring that up? He tried to play it off, whispering to Cooper: “Act, please, I can't have them knowing, yet.”

Lmk if y'all want me to publish the (currently being made) other parts !!

gotta confirm it IS me

This is literally pointless but who cares atp

New account

I'm Kuu (i-got-a-little-too-silly) but laptop!

Honestly just expect reposts. This account IS sfw

unlike my other one

but yeah!

Idk man...

It's gonna have smut if I do btw, and it's literally just a boy in my class.

(I have lore if y'all want it)