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Having a boyfriend with strict parents is so weird like

"Yeah, so do you have a phone?"

"Nah, only the slides." (Referring to the Google slides shared in the friend group)

"Oh, yeah, you get off so earlier though?"

"Yeah my bedtime is 7:30"

Like... oopsies forgot you had that, but like WHY CANT YOU AT LEAST TALK TO ME PAST 8 PM PLEEEASDEEEEEJSHSHAJDBAJFBAIFBEWJAJABDHJSBAJADJANWIDBEIFBAJEBRUZNWKDBAJDHABDHSU

Hi! (I'm a new creator on Tumblr)

An introduction of myself:

My name is Kuu (nickname)

I plan to write fanfics of Quackity, and maybe some others of the dsmp

I will NOT write any of the following people:

Dream, W*lbur, or George.

(PLEASE tell me if any others of the smp have allegations !!)

I write the following genres:

Smut

Angst

Fluff

Imagines

Drabbles

Mostly Y/N x ...

Some random facts about me!:

Music taste:

Asteria, 6arelyhuman, Lumi Athena, Odetari....and stuff like that (idk the genre name😭)

18+!!!!

gotta confirm it IS me

This is literally pointless but who cares atp

New account

I'm Kuu (i-got-a-little-too-silly) but laptop!

Honestly just expect reposts. This account IS sfw

unlike my other one

but yeah!

Idk man...

It's gonna have smut if I do btw, and it's literally just a boy in my class.

(I have lore if y'all want it)

QUACKITY DRABBLE

based on these pics/clips from the user on TikTok:

(He just looks so submissive I had to)

Notes: Fem!reader x Drunk!Sub!Alex

Relationship: Pre-established romantic & sexual

TW's: SMUT, alcohol (obviously), degradation and choking kinks, no others as far as I'm aware!

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You got home and quackity was streaming (like the pics) and you're obviously caught off-guard

He was drunk.

He was in the 'drunk silly' kinda mood, not good for the stream to see now that you were there, though

He'd make grabby hands at you, giggling while he was getting hard

You'd giggle a little as he called to you, you still not being in view on stream

"No, Alex, you're streaming and you know I don't like media attention." You say, and he did it again, calling your name

"Y/N...pleeeeease?" Alex says, stretching out your name accidentally, he was so needy it was embarrassing almost

You went behind him, your hands going over his chest, laying them there as you speak. "You sure you should be streaming like this?"

To which he groaned in protest, but gently put his hands to rest on your wrist, caressing them softly

"Yeah! What are you gonna do? Stop me?" Alex says, his words slurring together as he weakly spoke

To that, you roll your eyes, taking your hands off him, as if punishing him in a way. You walked to the kitchen stool, facing him next to the setup

"Alex, come on. You need to, so say bye to the stream or i'll go back to my room." You say, it was a tone that the stream started spamming about, and Alex rolled his eyes at

"Hey! Stop calling her hot! She's mine!" He says making a huff noise, but, after, following you're instructions, he says a reluctant goodbye and turns off the stream

And you smile, teasing and happy

"Don't look at me like thaaat..." He'd drag out, now showing how desperate he actually was for you, urging you over with grabby hands, not wanting to get up, thinking he might fall

And you, of course, go over. Sitting on his lap as he grunts weakly, his hands sliding to your hips, squeezing them softly

You chuckle to yourself, putting your hands on his and rubbing them gently.

"Mmm...hermosa, you're so pretty...." he says.

Already saying sweet nothings? Damn.

He starts to kiss your neck and squeeze your hips tighter, and it turns into him giving you love bites and hickeys really quick...

You stop him for a second, turning to face him, sitting on his lap, feeling his hard dick

"That desperate, already? Come on, at least take me to the bedroom, 'lex."

And he groaned, annoyed at having to stop, but he picked you up bridal style and carried you upstairs

But he didn't pin you on the bed, but he started begging you.

"Please? I need you to dominate me, please?" He stringed out, and you did

You smirked, pushing him with your hand and he softly hit on the beds surface, and he was so desperate, he was already taking his pants off.

You did, too. Having a lace lingerie set on already....

God, he was throbbing

You smirked him, going down on his cock, facing him and having a soft grip on his neck

He'd moan and beg, incoherent words and mumbles, "H-Hmmm...mami-"

You cut him off, squeezing his neck tighter, making him moan, "Words, slut." And he fucking groaned, rolling his head back.

"Mhm....I-Harder-please....."

It went like that forever, unt eventually, he was begging, and begging, as in he almost couldn't stop

He wanted to cum for you so bad.

"Mmm, Mami, mami, mami, please....I need it please....I'll be good--please!" He drawled out, tears at the edges of his eyes

You smirked up at him, running your thumb over the tip of his dick, making his hips jerk up and made him moan out loud, groaning.

"Fine, I'll let you, slut"

You teased as you stroked him harshly, taking him in your mouth occasionally.

It didn't take long before he was shaking and cumming him your arms

"Mami! Mmm...! S-So....good......" He screamed out for you, the neighbors must've hated you guys.

"Mhm~ good little slut~" You cooed as you stroked him through his orgasm

"Ughh.....mami...." He says, making grabby hands at you, at which you crawled up next to him, you holding him as he nuzzled his face in your unclothed tits

That was probably round one, he was a switch, y'know.

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME POSTING SMUT😭

guys....I made something....

this is the 'alpha wolf' typa shit, except I made it an actual fanfic, this was sent to my group chat btw

Cut bc y'all will be traumatized

(the context of the first message was a tailamm2 from TikTok video, and I laughed to hard so my mom got mad) "IBCANTBREATH"

MY MOMMA IS NADE AT ME NOW😡😡😡

DONT MAKE MY ALPHA WOLF COME OUT

*I start transforming, ripping my shirt off as I howl* OWWWWWWWEWAAA

N-No, k-kitten....d-d-d-d-daddy doesn't you to see me like this

(continued)N-No, p-p-p-p-p-p-please, kitten..... I-I-I-I-I-I-I don't want you to see me like this.....*I groan as my inner alpha wolf takes over, and my eyes turn red* YOU'RE MINE NOW KITTEN!!!! *I say as I start aggressively running on four legs around you, starting to goon and moan in the process* Nghh!~ K-kitten, D-d-d-d-daddy loves you!!!! *I say as I violently cum all over the forest, my cum reaching terminal velocity as it goes through the stratosphere, making aliens horny* K-KITTEN, SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? *I say as I growl with anger* Y-You've destroyed the world....*I start to walk away in an alpha wolf like fashion* I hope you're proud of yourself....*I sigh as the entire world gets fucking blown up by the aliens, who begin to fuck everyone and blast them*

.....dare I say gn!reader? Yes. GN!reader.

Hi there,

I’m reaching out with a quiet hope in my heart. These days are heavy, and my family is living through a reality filled with uncertainty—but I’m still here, doing my best to hold on and keep going.

If you have a moment, please check out my pinned post.

A simple share could help it reach someone who might be able to make a difference.

If you’re able to give, even the smallest kindness can bring light into the darkest places.

Your time, your voice, your compassion — it all matters more than you know.

With deep gratitude,

@nadinfamily

hi, I've gotten so much of these so commonly, so can someone tell me if these are fake? Sorry if they aren't, but the fact that they come so, so often, as in weekly to the same account (mine) is a little suspicious.

brain fog

I'm both concern and happy but I NEEDED to find this later, the headache I have didn't want that rn😞✋

ALSO HOW TF DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THIS SHIT (thank you so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much)

schlatt moaning for 3 minutes straight. you're welcome.