i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."
Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.
And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."
There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."
there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."
[november 2022] (lets pretend is still halloween, okay?) so happy halloween!!! have some spooky terumob~
I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!
(read left to right)
veryyyy belated fremmie birthday comic
Been thinking about how if I was the traveler I'd be calling Xiao's name literally all of the time. It'd be like that spongebob episode where spongeboy gets the conch for mermaid man and barnacle boy
i like cream cheems on my bagl
Dear Farmer,
Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.
We're glad you're okay!
(You've been billed 400g for this service)
-Morris
Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative
Everyone Adores You (at least I do)
(Tried out a new rendering style! Also I used an image as the background since I don't have a lot of time on my hands)
oh right i forgot about this site uhhh have this
I like writing for anything I'm currently into and I reblog anything I like to support artists because I can't draw 🫡 (22, she/her but I'm cool with anything)
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