Writing Dramatic Invader Zim Angst My Love 🫶🫶🫶

Charlie is absolutely the type of guy to go around and say he's 6'0 when in reality he's like,,, 5'9 at most

But you know what would REALLY be funny? If Allan (who I think might be like 6'2 or taller) would say he's only 6'0 in front of people to piss Charlie off. ESPECIALLY to "correct" Charlie after he said he's taller than he is

"No, I don't think so, Charlie, because I'm 6'0 and you're considerably shorter than I am-"

"Allan, dude, I swear to God that you're 6'4; you're only doing this to make me look bad-"

30,10,2024

progress nonsense bc it took me 10+ hours and im PROUD OF IT

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so canon to me.

🩷 The cycle is broken 💛

Lantern Rite finally ended. I was expecting a Zhongli and Neuvillette convo but this also makes sense.

Atleast Furina and Navia are there. My fave girls and their tea addiction 😔✨✨✨

Squidward, Spongebob and Patrick

^^ SO TRUE @may8elle ‼️

Uh, anyway, Shane is actually besties with Sam (he'd rather die than admit it though) and they constantly do things to spite Joja and Sam can actually get a good reaction from Shane with some of his jokes. Sam and him were kind of awkward at first, but after a while Sam saw him at the saloon one day and went "HEY!! MY BUDDY SHANE!! COME PLAY POOL WITH US!!" so loudly across the building that everyone turned to stare and Shane almost sped-walked out of the place out of embarrassment (he def stayed and played pool but kept his head down to avoid stares).

Sam constantly talks about funny things Shane does and Abigail and Sebastian are like, "??? The quiet, grumpy town drunk??" But after Sam dragged Shane into so many pool games, Shane loosened up and started a tournament with the old arcade games between the four of them (he kicks everyone's asses at it) and now Seb and Abbi are starting to get it.

There's a competition between him and Sam on who can steal the largest item at Joja without getting caught (Shane has the lead with the pizza he gave farmer)

After Shane stops drinking, Sam is adamant on getting Shane to like joja-cola with him (he's not winning, unfortunately)

One time, Sam bet Shane that he could drink a 12-pack of Joja-cola during one break at work and threw up everywhere from the crazy amount of carbination it has (Even though Shane cried actual tears from laughter, Sam still owed him a pizza because Morris made Shane clean it 😭)

Shane will leave Sam maple bars in his work locker when Sam is having a hard time with his family and denies that it was him (Sam knows) His excuse when caught is that he and Jaz prefer the other donuts in the pack

Shane SUCKS at comforting others, but Sam appreciates the awkward conversation because it just means his buddy is trying to be a good friend.

They both run a secret page that basically makes fun of Morris by posting bad photos or just making a meme out of him

Uh, yeah, anyway. Sam and Shane are besties

Dear Farmer,

Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.

We're glad you're okay!

(You've been billed 400g for this service)

-Morris

Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative

Sonic approves