TFP Megatron: Surrender, Prime-!

Sometimes u just gotta find that one silly goose that didn’t choose violence ya kno

“Columbus seems like the kind of guy to break Ohio, so Columbus, Ohio.” — my friend explaining how they remember the Capitol of Ohio.

Omg! I had no idea you were on tumblr! Hi!!

Hey!!! I may have yeeted myself on here, yes XD good to see ya! :DD

God I am already SO FAR BEHIND this year because of college tours, but hey, might as well give some days a shot, no matter how…. Rudimentary the sketches are 😅 So! Here come some Carstober sketches! Starting with Ghost Driver. Or, pilot, in this manner. Whilst passengers are unloading, Lyubochka pulls up beside the aircraft. She has no pilot but herself. (If ya cannot tell… I may air on the side of planes XD)

“Oh yeah, he was a singer of the Harlem renaissance, he has a raspy voice, it’s why lots of people knew him.”

“How do you get a raspy voice?”

“Uh, I don’t know? It’s just the voice he had,”

“You know what else gives you a raspy voice? Leukemia.”

- a conversation between a teacher and very serious uneducated student

“And now, I Vanish in Spanish. Adios.”

“Why not come to Murica? We got:

Freedom

Yeehaw

Eagle

Murica flag everywhere

Sussy sport mascot

Oil

Gun.”

— My French friend.

“Be liquidated, idiot,”

“Yeah sure, just give me a second.”

@l0nesome-dreams come get ur man

Rex ol' boy

"It is often the most human of us that wish to be human the least.”