*Adjusts Ur Topography Without Mercy.*

“The human urge to simply skrrt skrrt.”

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

“Speaking of dreams, I fell asleep in the shower and dreamed of a peer reviewed article called “How To Make the World Wheelchair Accessible: Pixar’s Cars May Be the Answer.”

“Time to be violently asexual.”

(Talking about reproduction in biology, and how to hypothetically be in two places than once)

“Oh, like the iterations of characters on this channel are just so silly but they look so smart I don’t know what you’re talking about what ain’t no way foxy slapping booty cheeks what is going on? Oh my God it is so great. I want to see this and then he goes right back to being thoughtless or horror. Oh wow just a tiny little cut. Oh no it’s the old guy that everyone thinks it’s hot. Oh my God that actor shaggy plays spring trap in the movie destroy him spring trap peasant I know it’s so good you’re paying that animation team slap oh my God, he’s manifesting. Oh my God.”

A very long rambling from someone next to me. The punctuation is accurate.

“Testing fate again and got an F.”

(via hehe (read desc) by JrMilitaryGal on DeviantArt)

U want some charas! Lo and behold! All listed for sale r being sold for pts— this is to fund a 2.5k goal to adopt a boi, and quick!

“I love my blasphemous unit of measurement looking ass.”

“I hate the tendons under my knees, every time I poke them I get an existential crisis.”

“Oh yeah, was it that time I went: “instructions unclear turned into honse.’”