“My Parents Gave Up A Long Time Ago. They Have Given My Sibling Purple Hair And Pronouns.”

“Y’all’s familiars?? Cats and birds and dogs and lizards and things. Mine?”

“Boing 747.”

“The human urge to simply skrrt skrrt.”

“Lambada” — T-Fest x Scriptonite (Slowed-Reverb)

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

“If the buns are up, they’re getting slapped,” — My friend on a FaceTime call.

“You drink seltzers in your mom’s basement, I drink beer in the woods, we’re not the same.” — my uncle.

“Well, time to go to a breeder and get me a therapist.”

The head is done, except for a couple small touch-ups!

“They’ll ask for a coffee, and it’ll sound like they want to deepfry your house.” — on the German language.

“Oh, like the iterations of characters on this channel are just so silly but they look so smart I don’t know what you’re talking about what ain’t no way foxy slapping booty cheeks what is going on? Oh my God it is so great. I want to see this and then he goes right back to being thoughtless or horror. Oh wow just a tiny little cut. Oh no it’s the old guy that everyone thinks it’s hot. Oh my God that actor shaggy plays spring trap in the movie destroy him spring trap peasant I know it’s so good you’re paying that animation team slap oh my God, he’s manifesting. Oh my God.”

A very long rambling from someone next to me. The punctuation is accurate.

"What is my life at this point but a bunch of wicked coincidences and car accidents"