Y'all Talking About How Sus His Speech Is Meanwhile My Idiot Ass Thought He Was Missing A Hand In The

Fucking true

everyone who is celebrating team money winning splatfest: wtf y'all, wtf

The Splatoon lore is that whatever team wins splatfest, the answer to the question is now legally that answer

If the answer to "What's most important in life?" is legally "Money", y'all actually just created capitalism in funny squid game.

And yes. Team Love lost. You have created a loveless society. "Love Wins." is a gay pride slogan, and now y'all really let "Love lose"? Despicable.

Can't believe y'all are celebrating Ron "Fishball" Desquidtes becoming president and creating a loveless, super-capitalistic society.

Splamerica will never be the same...

I'm moving to the cyberpunk-themed city started by Off the Hook's adopted child. Heard things are much more Orderly around there...

Also the tags are just as important as the main post.

Don't be hateful, be Squabeebis

This is just Roulx Kaard sexting Queen

OH MINE GOD,😳😳 I ACCIDENTALLY 🙈🙈 HATH SENT😳 THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLS🍆🍆...PRITHEE DELETE IT!❌❌🛑! 'LEST...THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?😏😏 HAHA I JEST..🤣🤣, DELETE IT.🛑❌..SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?😳🙈... HAHA NAY,❌ BANISH IT.🛑🛑..'LEST?🙈😳

You tagged lil ol me? ...HOW DARE YOU. /jk

Last song: Spiderman's theme from UMVC3? Does that count?

Fav color: You know those silly goober colors on the rainbow? I like those.

Currently watching: Kakuranger. I'm a sentai dweeb. It's fucking weird but...oddly enjoyable???

Last movie: I think it was the Star Wars movie with puppet Yoda forgor what episode it was.

Currently reading: READING IS FOR NERDS. ...It's kinda sad but the last thing I read was shit I've written personally.

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Why not all three? :3 I'm very hungry

Relationship: Forever Single. If I could have a queer platonic relationship though, that'd be kinda cool.

Current Obsession: ...Sentai ._.

Last Googled: Kakuranger. I forgot the name of the fucking show for this post so I had to google it to make sure it was the right one. Before that though was Banana is Perfect.

Currently working on: Mental Health as well, it's a challenge for sure.

No @'s bc I don't wanna be a bother lol

Nine people I want to get to know better

Tysm @444rockstargf for the tag!!

Last song: In the air tonight- Phil Collins

Favorite Color: Forest green

Currently Watching: Supernatural

Last movie: Fallen (1998)

Currently Reading: Carrie by Stephen King and a Dean Winchester fic called As it Was on Wattpad

Sweet, Spicy, or Savory?: Spicy 100%

Relationship: Single as FUCK

Current Obsession: Scripting for/thinking about my drs (specifically all my ones for Rory Characters and my Dean Winchester dr)

Last googled: Dean Winchesters birthday (notice a pattern??)

Currently working on: A request from a very dear friend +lots of fic ideas

Tags (sorry if you’ve already been tagged, no pressure <3): @kappasbbgirl @iiheartsai @facingreailitysgravity @angelsanarchy @wildathevrt @svgarcaine @strawberrybyers @violetshazard @k1mdr4cul4

Gaaaah why do i not think about things. My bad.

thrown to the wolves

"Just like the box/booklet"

God I miss miiverse for the silly things like these.

One of the winners of the 2013 "Year of Luigi" official Miiverse art contest, drawn by user "Zapp/ゼップ" from Germany and depicting a stylized interpretation of Dreamy Luigi from Mario & Luigi: Dream Team.

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I coulda just reblogged normally, but am lazy and fashion is a social construct designed to make you feel bad for not wearing the latest trend or societal standard. Wear what you want and fuck normativity. Now with that out of the way:

Very disappointed with this piccrew, it didn't even have an option for a small beret or anything.

Also on the quiz, you really did not put star wars as a fandom but you put star trek but one of your favorite movies is Return of the Jedi??? Heresy.

Anyway I wonder what I got on my quiz thingymabob...

Your Result:

Dead/Going To Die

You're just a little too likable to live. From the moment you were introduced, we all knew you were a goner, not matter how many wanted to keep you. You are the subject of so, so, so many fix-it fics written by crying fans who just want their blorbo back, but you're still dead in cannon.

...Oh. Yeah, that sounds about right.

NEW CHALLENGE

1. FIRST, create a picrew using this maker, and then 2. SECOND take this quiz on how fandom would see you if you were a fictional character.  3 (THIRD) POST YOUR PIC AND YOUR DESCRIPTION IN THE REBLOG!

Bastard (Good)

You’re a bastard. A wet cat, if you will. And we love you for it. You’re a little shit, but in the good way. You are the baddest babygirl. You killed a man, but you looked good doing it. You flirted with the hero and the enemy. All of Tumblr is madly in love with you. Congrats, I guess?

Tagging EVERYONE but especially @magicaltear, @the-beeses-kneeses, @wafflesrisa, @mykingdomforapen, @marbat, @scientistsinistral, @halberdierminister​!

THANK THE BUS DRIVER OR ELSE

Anyone got some coupons for SprayPray? I need it to combat the stain that is society

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2 Truths, 1 Lie!

You know the rules, all the contestants have to do is guess the Lie for points influenced on the difficulty! Let's jump right back into our final question today...

What's the lie?

i am real

i am not real

i am unreal

Bonus Points: What am i?

You get 2 minutes to confirm your answer.

...Your 2 minutes are up.

The lie was "i am unreal" i am pretty wacky, who could love a person with hair as crazy as mine?

[sad horn sound effect plays while the host points at their wig, followed by canned laughter]

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"i am real" is one of the Truths of course! The kids love me!

[cool beat plays while the host walks around the stage with swagger]

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"i am not real"

"i am not real"

"i am not real!"

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...Ahem.

If you got that question right add 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ points-

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Add 100 points to your score!

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Bonus Points: The answer to "What am i?" was "A mess."

Bonus Points are always worth 50 points! Gotta love that consistency!

Remember kids,

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And that's no joke!

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The same group crying "speech police" are the ones banning books and passing laws under "DON'T SAY gay". The same group whining about the destruction of the economy and inflation and taxes, only have two "solutions" for it: mass layoffs and lowering income tax for people over 200k a year, but increasing sales tax across the board.

Every Conservative accusation is a confession.

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