frank has been handling most of mac and dennis’s taxes and finances and shit for years and a while back he came to the realization that it would save him a good amount of time and money if those two just had a joint account. so he casually slipped them a couple of documents to sign one day and so for the past few years mac and dennis have been legally married with no idea whatsoever.
the thing is when they do find out dennis is all pissed off that frank kept it a secret from them more than he’s pissed off about being married to mac. and mac is all pissed off that the sanctity of marriage was ruined because they never even had a wedding. and dennis is like wait That’s what you’re mad about? and mac is all like yeah! i always thought that when i’d get married one day there would be a whole wedding in a big ass church and they’d be playing bon jovi on the organ and god would be watching. and then dennis starts getting a tension headache and it escalates into a heated debate/yelling match about weddings.
and frank is like woah woah woah woah alright listen best i can do is a cake and some streamers and we’ll clean cricket up a little and he can be your priest is that good is that gonna get you two off my back about this? and the truth is they both suddenly got really excited about the idea of a wedding so they’re like… yeah okay fine whatever.
AND THEN
they’re like fuck okay we gotta speedrun this whole thing starting with batchelor parties. mac drags charlie along with him and dennis drags dee to his. mac is all like i want today to be full of beefcakes i wanna have one last big gay hoorah without having to think about dennis at all and then spends the entire day talking about dennis anyway and charlie is on the verge of blowing his brains out. meanwhile dennis spends all day trying to justify marrying mac to dee as a logical and financial thing and how he’s definitely not in love with him or anything like yes he’s his best friend and yes they share a level of intimacy that they could never have with anyone else and yes sometimes it’s sexual but it’s not Romantic and dee is also on the brink of blowing her brains out all day.
eventually it starts getting competitive and both of them desperately wanna out-do the other’s bachelor party and things get a little too intense (cops, crack, hookers, knives, the mcpoyles, you name it) and they all wind up back at the bar at the end of the night drunk and high out of their minds and just happy to see each other.
they get married hungover in paddys the next day
Ok. Idea for Macdennis cannon- possibly the season 17 finale. mirror of macs dream in ptsdee. something where at the end mac grabs dennis's face to kiss him, but at the last second, cut to dennis in bed, his eyes flying open. End of episode.
[sad clown honk]
When was someone going to tell me there is a promo video where Danny DeVito calls Mac and Dennis gay and then Rob says Mac would top?!?
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i rewatched dennis gets divorced and sometimes i can't believe that episode is real. dennis getting married to maureen and being disappointed that she's not, well... mac. he wants to do with her the same shit he did with mac, calls her dude, wants to watch the same movies he watches with mac and slowly starts realizing he misses the structure that mac gives to him. when he goes to the strip club with the gang, it's not about getting laid with women. he doesn't give a shit about that at all, barely pays attention to the women, doesn't flirt with anyone. at the end of the night, who does he bring home with him? mac. and then maureen comes in. we know that everyone outside the gang is like an outsider but maureen is an outsider to whatever the fuck dennis and mac have going on, specifically. nobody could replace mac in dennis' life and the example they chose was a romantic partner. they go to the bar and share casual intimate moments, like mac brushing his teeth and them getting dressed together. it's not like they have many choices but it's interesting that they chose to show this. he can't stand having maureen living with him for a few days and yet can't bare the idea of not living with mac. the apartment is mostly his and mac doesn't contribute with rent. it'd be more beneficial to live alone and see mac like he sees the gang. but no, he wants mac with him. they're soulmates all the way.
ok so the other one is kinda long. Here's the short version.
Macdennis can be separated into 7 phases.
(S1-S4) - In these seasons the homoerotic undertones are treated as more of a bit.
(s5-s7)- 5 is Dennis' most thirsty season, he nearly adores Mac (not to say he doesn't try to control him or get irritated by him). Then, after Dee pointing out how gay they are getting, there's a big pullback. Dennis says no homo, Mac says definitely no homo, Dennis gets married and kicks Mac out, Dennis gets divorced so fast and lets Mac back into the apartment.
(s8-s9) Mac tries to kiss Dennis on the mouth out of nowhere. Mac and Dennis have monthly dinner dates. They wrestle naked in a shower, but the "wrestling" is more like a swaying embrace. Their apartment burns down.
(s10-s11)
Mac and Dennis live with Dee now. They have to take turns jacking off to the same creampie videos to get off now for some reason ( I don't know why people think they were doing it together because from what I can tell they weren't). They move into a house together and nearly kill each other.
(s12)
Mac and Dennis are back in their own apartment. Mac comes out for real. Mac gets Dennis a Valentines day present, causing him to tear up. Dennis leaves the state to go raise his secret son.
(s13-14 )
Dennis' angriest seasons, needs a hug badly. He comes back from north Dakota. Mac pines hard, tries desperately to do what Dennis wants him to, but Dennis just wants him to take control.
(s15-16)
Mac backs off. The power has flipped, and Dennis is slipping. Mac explores his identity.
(Mac/Dennis Jr., Mandy/Brian Jr.) -suburbs/double life
(Macdennis paired with married couple/gruesome twosome paired with father son duo) - Gets romantic
(MacDennis/Malcom and his dad)- celebrity booze *the parallel could also be dennis/frank malcolm/his dad instead*
Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar- Pretended to be gay married realtors
Double life- Pretended to be in an emotional relationship to get Dennis out of having to be with Mandy romantically.
Johnny- Dennis Catfishes Mac into having an emotionally and sexually involved romantic relationship with his online alias.
So I've officially run through all the macdennis fics available (if I'm being honest there ARE definitely some that I did not finish for various reasons such as high school AUs that felt a little weird to read in my mid twenties). It took 8 months. Probably will do as suggested and just start rereading. Something very comforting about reading the same plot run through over and over and over lol.
I do not claim to have amazing or superior taste, but these ones all stood out to me as being exceptionally unique, interesting, or well characterized out of the thousands of stories on A03.
Also if you want recs/want to give me recs my inbox is super open :) I crave to talk to the people
42,679 words- complete
Dennis lives groundhog day/is stuck in a time loop repeating the same day over and over.
73,131 words- Finished and has a part 2
Starts end of season 12/ Dennis' double life. Dennis turns into a vampire basically and its really good.
42,309 words- TRAGICALLY ABANDONED
2017 Mac and Dennis are sent through a time portal to 2005 where they meet their younger selves. Mac and young Dennis are separated from Dennis and young Mac. Something happens and Mac/ old Dennis are sent back to the future while Mac/young Dennis are stuck in the past. So good until abruptly ending with no resolution sadly.
27,325 words- COMPLETE!
Macs dad dies. Him and Dennis go on a road trip to Mexico to spread his ashes.
33,224 words- Complete!
Dennis gets a heart rate monitor watch and the gang tries to help him lower his blood pressure. Post season 16.
51,228 words- IN PROGRESS
This one is being actively updated but I love it so I included it. Dennis agrees to date Mac for one day to get it out of his system so he can finally move on.
edit- This one is complete now!
12,609 words- Finished!
Heaters broken and they are forced to share a sleeping bag. Similar to only one bed trope but better!!!
63,955 words- NOT COMPLETE, supposedly not abandoned but also has not been updated in over a year.
Mac has amnesia back to when he was in the closet and Dennis pretends to be his husband when he wakes up.
edit- recently updated!
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