I Love Them

To Pet A Critter

A little fun headcanon that involves petting characters from Penguins of Madagascar TV Show UwU.

Kowalski: Shy about it, but secretly loves to be petted, public or private. Very touch starved and just wants to purr freely without judgement. He… is a cat.

Rico: Doesn’t mind or care, it depends on his mood. More of a scratching back or under chin then petting. Very pick on anyone touching his Mohawk however.

Private: Loves petting, but prefers to be pet by family or love ones. Too much petting however annoys him, especially if it goes with overly cheesey pet names.

Skipper: Will not admit it or want pets at all. You try with or without permission, you’re dead… however this is all for show. Behind closed doors to romantic partners, absolutely wants petting. Practically begs for affection.

Julien: Sometimes wants some for comfort or attention. He’ll let you pet anywhere expect his head or tail booty. Unless given royal permission to touch. If you pet his feet he’ll think you’re a Mort clone and kick you away.

Maurice: Won’t say it, but this guy needs it. A little pampering, and he’ll be loyal to you for life. Just make sure it doesn’t go to his head… he might start asking you to make him smoothies or feed him fruits.

Mort: Going to be real with you guys. Are you sure you want to pet the demonic furball known as Mort? Of course you do. He’s fluffy, small and cute. Endless petting. Everyone wins.

Marlene: Maybe a little weirded out at first, but eventually she’ll enjoy it. Would prefer it from a romantic partner, but if friends or humans offer, she wouldn’t mind. Easily puts her to sleep… once she starts snoring though, that’s your cue to quietly walk out.

Dr. Blowhole: What the hell are you doing? Why are you petting him? That’s not a pet to pet, that’s a villainous dolphin! If you’re going to pet him, at least ask… and do it around the snout or forehead. He does not want your gross human hands all over his nice smooth body. Get ready to run away from lasers afterwards.

Parker: Hiss hiss hiss, scratch, hiss hiss. Prepare for toxic spurs. He is a agent of class, style, and slickness. Unless you’re paying per pet, get that hand away from him. He is not your pet. He is your enemy who sleeps with your pet. Curse you Parker the Platypus.

(Might add on more characters if requested UwU)

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@playcareacademy idea. Here it is, Russian!School AU jumpscere! All of characters are based in Russians cartoons characters!😃😃

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