“It’s Okay To Not Be Okay” Is Dumb

“It’s okay to not be okay” is dumb

I propose “it is within standard deviations to be dysfunctional” instead

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1 year ago

“I told ya he becomes a kitten~”

“I Told Ya He Becomes A Kitten~”

I adore how often I see Rosie interact with cursed cat Alastor but canonically it’s Mimzy idk what to tell you /j

Also there’s more to this bc it’s technically a panel of a comic but I haven’t done the rest yet


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10 months ago
A series of fake tumblr posts from the user helloscully. The first post reads “First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what they’re talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like “what the fuck is that” they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes he’ll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah.” The post is then reblogged with an image of a young thin blonde woman in a dark teal hoodie holding up a phone as if she’s taking a selfie. Next to her is Springtrap, a large decrepit rabbit mascot costume that is green and covered with rips and tears, and stained with blood. They are standing together in a dark hallway, only visible from the light of the woman’s phone. This image is captioned “my manager is making tiktoks with him.” (end id)
A fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “wait so is english willy haunted or something? or is he part of the attraction? i'm so confused.” Helloscully responds “no clue. the haunted house is themed around some old rainforest café knockoff restaurant that went bankrupt in the 90s. I think he's one of the old robots they had stored in the backrooms that they redecorated to look scarier. he's just a stinky lil guy.” (end id)
Another fake ask post. An anonymous user asks helloscully “okay but did you hose him down.” They answer with an image of Springtrap, a large and damaged old mascot costume, his green fur ripped and torn and stained with blood. He is lying on the ground in a dark back alley, blood pooling out from under him. He is hunched in a defensive position as water streaming from a hose is aimed at him. helloscully captions the post with “the pre-recorded screaming audio they put on this thing is so realistic. I legit felt bad for him.” They then reblog the post again with a screenshot of another user’s tags, which say “me with a grindr hookup at 2am.” They capture this screenshot with “CAN Y’ALL STOP.” (end id)
A reblog of the previous post from a blog named bobiebots. They respond with “Okay so I was tagged by a couple people to see this first and I didn't believe them at first but oh my god. OP, that's an authentic Bonnie Springlock suit, probably one of the only ones in existence. They're basically an animatronic that doubles as a mascot costume. There were like 5 models made total and they were all discontinued bc at least 3 people on record (including a child) died due to their technical malfunctions. You can tell they're real bc of the wire placing in this pic. One of my professors from the UEU (Utah Engineering Union) told me about the lawsuits they caused. There's very little info on this outside of word of mouth, but these things are super dangerous. I really hope you're right about the blood just being spooky décor, because Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups and it's not impossible that there's actually a body in there.” The phrases “authentic bonnie springlock suit,” “due to their malfunctions,” “lawsuits they caused,” and “Fazbear entertainment has a history of coverups” are all underlined with a hyperlink to show the user used sources to back up their claim. Helloscully reblogs this post with “w. what” and then reblogs it again stating “there's no fucking way. that can't be why he smells so bad. there's no way he'd be functional. what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wh.” (end id)
Another fake ask post. An anonymous user says “they saw trapped my mans” to which helloscully responds “SHUT UPHJA DJDGVjkvdkj.” (end id)

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)


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2 months ago

So, something I learnt the other day. So, you know how dinosaurs supposedly can't see you if you stand still? Well that myth is based on real-life lizards/etc and how eyes in general work. So, once my dad starts infodumping, here comes some other cool information. We, humans, can in fact, also not see something unless it's moving. We fixed this by having our eyes constantly shake. And then our brain compensates for us, so we don't have to have shaky vision.

What if aliens don't have this? Like. What if they find out when one of us was looking at something in the distance, and they walk around this thing that's in front of them, and the alien is confused so they bob their head and oh, there's a thing there, but how did the human know that, and then we explain and they're like, horrified.

Humans are apex predators. They can hunt in packs. They can hunt in pairs. They can hunt on their own. They're persistance predators, which is unheard of. They get stronger when they're mad or scared. They have this thing called 'body language' which acts like a type of hivemind, even if they'll claim it isn't. And. They can see you. When you're not moving. They can still see you. If you ever find yourself in a fight against a human, for whatever reason? Run. Run as fast as you can. And hope, pray if you have a religion, that they won't follow.


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1 year ago

Headcanon that the real reason Carmilla was so preemptively over Alastor being back in town was because between Rosie (excited), Vox (it’s complicated), and the rest of the Overlords (massive gossips. See Zestial.), he’s been the topic of pretty much every conversation in their social circle for the past month.

Headcanon That The Real Reason Carmilla Was So Preemptively Over Alastor Being Back In Town Was Because
Headcanon That The Real Reason Carmilla Was So Preemptively Over Alastor Being Back In Town Was Because

Alastor: I’m sure you’ve all been wondering where I’ve been.

Carmilla: No. No, I haven’t. And if I have to hear one more word about it, I am going to lose my goddamn mind.

(the three different betting pools running simultaneously were what pushed her over the edge)


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1 year ago
He’s So Silly I Love Him

He’s so silly I love him

Another part of a comic that is not a comic anymore it will be a silent movie bc I cannot voice act for shit

Again this is an apple keynote ppt that I turned into a gif. help


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1 year ago

okay alastor's response of learning about the term "asexual" by responding with "a sexual? I'd say I'm the furthest thing from it" IS very funny but have we considered that he HAS heard the word before but not in the modern way. he's only heard of it used in the context of asexual reproduction. or asexual plants. he does not believe either applies to him.


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