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she’s gon?

queen's dead

Me watching several POVs of the Hermitcraft Season 10 debut, so I've heard the whole "We all know what the prize for winning Demise is, but the audience doesn't" spiel a good few times...

... then going to Etho's episode and he goes trotting off and says "I actually had no idea there was a prize to this thing. I still don't know what it is."

Absolutely Etho behavior.

this next cup of coffee will fix me

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

This line>>>>

The name Jonathan means 'God has given' while the surname Sims means 'He who hears' and I could write an essay on the importance of the name and how it connects to the plot of tma but I CANT because all Jonny did was PLAGIARIZE his FUCKING BIRTH CERTIFICATE

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

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yo wanna see a post I woke up at 3am to write for reasons unknown?

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running.