Damn If They Hadn't Killed Off Duke Tate We Could've Seen Him As The Villain In Knives Out 3 Where He

fish pearl my beloved

I want a story where the angels didn't fall, they jumped. they clipped their own wings, knowing their Master wouldn't have a use or a need for them once they were damaged and less-than-holy. they could not defeat the Tyrant who exerted absolute control over their lives, so they abandoned heaven their homeland in exchange for independence, accepting exile as its own form of freedom. and hell is just the place where all unwanted things are sent--be they angels or souls who just will not obey.

ohhh noooo people are doing PiRaCy…. how could this pOsSibLy be prevented…… such a terrible crime…… i’m reblogging this for totally legal reasons….

the fact that people actually pay for all these different shitty streaming services and i keep hearing shit like “oh they’re gonna have [movie from like 2005] on Disney+ so guess I’ll suck some capitalist dick!” ……..piracy is RIGHT THERE either use a pirate site or stop complaining about how expensive it is to give money to 15 different leeches so you can watch all your favourite movies (if you’re lucky and they have them which they often don’t) when you could just hit up fucking Google and watch it for free

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

Warning Signs of Satanic Behavior. Training video for police, 1990

“Grian causes wars” this and “Grian likes to create chaos” that

The real truth is Grian just wants to build secret tunnels

“you have nothing.” she said, her voice taunting. “You are nothing.”

“ give in.”

And in that moment, he decided not to. not ever. he, who had everything ripped from him when he was four. and when he was nine. and over and over again, and for it got nothing but blank stares and empty apologies and promises always broken.

He decided he would take the ash of the bridges burnt by circumstance of birth and ignorance of others, and grow roses. and laugh in the faces of the fates and spit in the eye of the devil, face god and raise a middle finger.

On that day - a perfectly ordinary Wednesday - a boy, thought by everyone to be a little dull, whose life someone might call tragic and forget, decided to become extraordinary.

and so he fought back - after all, when life gives you lemons, squirt them in its eyes.

"You have no friends, no family, nothing. You're pathetic. Just die, you know the world will be better off without you."

"I'm gonna do exactly the opposite cause I'm fuelled by spite."

my sister made me take this off of Instagram because she said too many people will believe me.

have you ever read an erotica novel with a plot far too involved for its own purpose because let me tell you,

Like I’m not saying erotica shouldn’t have a GOOD plot. A lot of people want that.

But for me, if the plot’s overall purpose in a novel is to move you from sex scene to sex scene, I need the sex scenes to have narrative cohesion with that plot, if that makes sense.

Instead, I just read a series recommended by a friend with a plot so in conflict with the many, many sex scenes that I was descending into madness.

Every time the characters started making out I was like oh my god you guys do NOT have time for this. How could this possibly be on your mind in this moment!!!!!!!!

It was a murder mystery and also sort of a survival thriller and author would build up the biggest most time sensitive life or death stakes and you’d be on the edge of your seat and then you’d just be in a sex scene like HUH

I ended up so compelled by the plot that I read all four books in two days. I started just skipping all the sex scenes by the end of book two because I needed to know what happened next.

I felt like I was reading two different stories. The overall reading experience was deeply funny honestly but I’m hiring a personal injury lawyer for the whiplash

The mighty nein portraits🤲