Can’t Wait For The Magnus Protocol To Just Be This With Spooks And Horrors Thrown In

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

Bet he didn't saw that coming

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Had a dream that I made a really generic “Fuck Jeff Bezos” post, and for some reason it got huge. I don’t know what dream logic made me think that would happen, but I remember people asked me to elaborate and I got to lay out my plans for a duel to the death and what recipes exactly we should use to cook and eat him. It was nice.

why is writing an author bio always the most mortifying thing in the world. Every time a magazine wants a short bio I’m like you can just kill me instead actually. Dont publish me burn whatever I submitted

or they’re trans.

Chess pawns are all female. (may become queens)

i hate understanding this. i have never watched pokemon or dream smp, and i understand it.

Team Destroy Tommy’s blasting off again!!!

a dragon finds a clutch of goose eggs and attempts to hatch them

absolutely trans rights

trans rights

he's so supportive