If U Put A Cake Under A Box Propped Up By A Stick Tied To A String I Will Go For It Without Hesitation.

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

i love scheming but nicely. been working on surprising one of my friends bc nursing school is hard and she has no idea. i've been communicating with her bf to make the swap and she has no idea hehehe >:)

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

"college is the best years of your life" "college is for meeting new people and expanding your mind" wrong. college is for discovering new types of grief. also the timeloop

taking jason todd rights away from dc and putting them up on the shelf. you know what, bruce wayne rights too. you can have them back when you learn how to treat them kindly.

WAIT FOR ME REPRISE LOCKLYLE EDIT

tags: @letsgetilluminaughty @losticaruss @oblivious-idiot @neewtmas @ikeasupremacy @tangledinlove @uku-lelevillain @yveni

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

shout out to all the bitches NOT having gay sex this pride month