Hehe I Have A Funky Little Meeting Tmrw

hell is sitting in a class with no outlets after forgetting to charge your computer. its like the less fun version of edging.

i don’t want to be fuckable i want to be unsettling

when your crime lord son has glow in the dark eyes

Simon is such a funny fucking character in rereading Septimus Heap as an adult. I get it now dude. Turning evil is just what being unsuccessful in your 20s does to you

"i would kill for you" "i would die for you" okay but would you forgive me if i forgot something important for the 51204th time in a row even though i tried my best to remember

one of my professors realized today that his class was mostly first and second year college students and immediately implied we didn’t remember miley cyrus’ wrecking ball and i think i took psychic damage

Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp 

Lucy, in a coffee shop: Hi! Can I get a large caramel latte with, uh, seven shots of espresso?

The Skull: Jesus Christ. Just do cocaine.

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I hope @fantastic-nonsense won’t mind, but I found this in a reblog on another Batman post, and the origin post had swearing in it so I couldn’t reblog (my blog is dedicated to only PG content). But this part was a counterargument and is so good it works as it’s own post, so I really wanted to share it. This is an excellent breakdown of various valid reasons for this foundational element of Bruce Wayne’s character! Frankly, I don’t think this even has to be a “pick one” scenario; I could easily see all of these motives being applicable at once.

Damian vibes “TT”