Salim: Is This... Normal For Them?

Salim: Is this... normal for them?

Jason: Yeah, trust me, it's normal for everyone, hey Salim, do you wanna... get outta here?

Salim: And go where? Home? We just got here.

Jason: Right... wait did Merwin just come out-?

Merwin: Joey, I'm gonna pretend for a second that you're my wife and that we have children,

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I’m definitely not supposed to be doing maths

Maths work???? On my desk????????? Nooooo

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Salim: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.

Jason:

Jason: Are you okay.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Eric: You fight like my ex-wife!

Nick: I'm dating your ex-wife. That's a compliment.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Nick: We need to get through this locked door. Eric, give me your credit card.

Eric: Here.

Nick, pocketing it: Jason, break down the door.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Supermassive games: there is only one thing worse than being dead.

*tears off another piece of paper to reveal “eric being dead”*

Supermassive games: boom.

The fandom: Eric

Supermassive games: no-

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houseofashesbrainrot

2 years ago

Jason: alright, listen up you little shits

Jason: not you, Salim, you’re an angel and i’m glad you’re here

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Eric: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one boys.

Eric: Manslaughter it is

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houseofashesbrainrot

2 years ago

Salim: no i’m not tired of being nice, yes i still just wanna go apeshit, these things can coexist, stop asking me

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Rachel: Why are you smiling? Nick: What, can't I just be happy? Jason: Eric tripped and fell outside.

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houseofashesbrainrot

3 years ago

Jason after kissing Salim: this is sick as af as fuck if im being tbh

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