Jason: Do any of us have good relationships with our dads?
Nick: Well-
Eric: I do! I love my dad.
Rachel: You're like a disney adult about specifically that guy.
Eric: My dad's the best :)
Nick: *throws shade*
Rachel: pick it up. Now.
kettles
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
Rachel: Why is it that men look so peaceful when they're asleep? Like they aren't actively ruining my life when they're awake?
Salim: Sleep is just death being shy, and no man can hate a woman when he's dead.
Rachel: What the fuck.
Zain: can I have a cookie?
Jason: what did Salim say?
Zain: he said no
Jason: so why would I say yes?
Zain: because he’s not the boss of you
Jason, already taking out the cookie jar: you can have two
Salim: My body is a temple.
Jason: Open to anyone...?
Jason: *pointing* Can I sit there?
Salim: That’s my lap.
Jason: That doesn’t answer my question
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Eric: What the fuck is Jason even doing?
Nick: HIS BEST!
Salim: Why the hell is there blood everywhere?
Vampire!Jason: Well, you see, it's simple color theory-
how dare y'all kill ashley tisdale (also rachel is like the best character fight me she deserves the WORLD and a kiss on the forehead)
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