Eric: *complaining about Nick*
Eric: He went to a state school
Rachel: So did I
Eric: He’s skinny and pretty
Rachel: So am I
Eric: He’s annoying
Rachel: So are you
- you’re gay - can read - support gay people - want to hold a match between your fingers as you wander the halls of an ancient castle because it’s your only source of light amidst the ghosts of people long past - are an antelope - or want a chocolate bar.
No one will know which applies.
Zain with Tariq in town: I did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it.
Zain: I am eating an entire cake.
Zain: Update: there is more cake than I imagined.
Zain: I see now why my dad didn’t let me do this.
Zain: i made you a friendship bracelet.
Jason: you know, i'm not really a jewellery person.
Zain: well you don't have to wear it if you don't want t-
Jason: no, i'm gonna wear it forever, back off!
Jason, hatching a plot: Let's do it.
Joey: I'm in.
Nick: guys, isn't that against the rules? What if we get caught?
Jason: Nick Kay, I cannot wait for you to lose your virginity.
Rachel: Why are you smiling? Nick: What, can't I just be happy? Jason: Eric tripped and fell outside.
Eric, teaching Jason to drive: Okay, you're driving and Salim and I walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Jason: Oh, definitely you. I could never hurt Salim.
Eric, massaging his temples: The brakes, Kolchek. You hit the brakes.
Jason: I just offered Salim the world, so I don’t know where y’all are gonna live, but it can’t be here
Salim, thinking about Jason: I could fix him
Jason, thinking about Salim: I could make him worse
Nick: We need to get through this locked door. Eric, give me your credit card.
Eric: Here.
Nick, pocketing it: Jason, break down the door.
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