So It Looks Like I Didn't Have To Make This Poll 3 Days Long Bc I Think I've Already Gotten My Definitive

Total Word Count: 44,570 Eddie Munson x Reader

What do you hunger for? A Bones and All AU.

Warnings: canon typical violence/gore, swearing, abusive parents, animal farming/slaughterhouse setting (1 scene only); psychiatric hospital setting (1 scene only); discussion of religion; suicidal ideation/thoughts; murder; no beta; updated each chapter

Chapters:

Chapter 1: Copper Fever 2453 words What do you hunger for?

Chapter 2: Cowboy Cook 2917 words Enter: Eddie.

Chapter 3: The Shire 2785 words Bacon breakfast and you're on the road.

Chapter 4: Hawkins, Indiana 5226 words He's not a hometown hero, but he might just be yours.

Chapter 5: Puppet Master 2628 words It's called sexual cannibalism.

Chapter 6: The Carnival 2383 words Romance. Blood. Guest appearance by Steve.

Chapter 7: Baking Cookies 3294 words It's a family reunion.

Chapter 8: Another Letter 2606 words Someone's waiting for you at Independence State Hospital.

Chapter 9: Set Free 2375 words Canines and carnage.

Chapter 10: Counting Numbers 2822 words You walk a lonely road.

Chapter 11: A Gentlemen 2822 words (again) Welcome (back) to Hawkins.

Chapter 12: Saturn's Knife 1461 words The short and sharp story of where Eddie’s dad is and how he got his scars. 

Chapter 13: Leonard Cohen 3358 words Oh, to be in love.

Chapter 14: Eat Me 4390 words It's time to eat.

Chapter 15: Digestive Tract 3048 words The aftermath.

Somewhere on the border of Nevada and Arizona

Nosferatu, 2024, Robert Eggers

MATTHEW LILLARD as STU MACHER SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

DJO Coup De Main, ph. by Anthony Pham — 2025

victoria pedretti

But I can speak Spanish and French and Italian and I’ve been in band for 12 years.

ROBIN BUCKLEY & STEVE HARRINGTON Stranger Things | 3.02 "Chapter Two: The Mall Rats"

HELLRAISER 1987 | clive barker

Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

adam 'frank' barrett headcanons

i'm gonna be so honest, this is INCREDIBLY short. i'm not sure if anyone will read this so i'm posting this with caution. but if anyone actually reads this and is interested in reading more frank headcanons, i'd be glad to write more for him and maybe eventually try getting into x reader stuff.

so, abigail mentions frank abandoning his family. she mentions him leaving his son behind who i’m thinking is around 10-12. i’m also thinking he has a daughter who’s about 4-8.

he loves his kids equally BUT he definitely has a slightly softer spot for his little girl bc of course he does.

met the mother of his children in high school and married her when they were both in their second year of college.

he dropped out of college in the middle of his third year and decided to become a police officer.

speaking of family, he has two sisters, one younger, and one older. he also has an older brother. he’s definitely upset about being the middle child, especially when he was younger.

his older sister was definitely the family’s second mom when their actual mom wasn’t home, whether she was working, at the grocery store, on a walk… literally whenever.

frank and his siblings were raised catholic but his family was hardly religious. they only went to mass for christmas and easter.