Hallo :D

not gonna lie the picture would make a great meme

This commercial for Charmin Ultra-Strong has horrifying implications.

The fact that there is a security checkpoint for the bear airport (or should I say, bearport) implies that there are certain bears who have malicious intent to blow up the bearplanes.  There are bearrorists in this universe that aspire to destroy things that these ass-wiping mammals hold near and dear.

[SOURCE]

Maternity kits, medical threads and scissors, water testing kits, anesthetics, mobile desalination units, etc do you see the pattern? Israel is not only starving the people of Gaza but it also wants to ensure the spread of disease through contaminated water and surgical tools, as well as ensuring injured Palestinians suffer through horrendous pain.

It's beyond sickening.

s a m e

This better pass.

yes

All the birthday/side appreciation day photos!!

Next year I hope Patton gets some cake- or at least a second cookie :D

lmao

Watching as tumblr turns into basically this

Blind Tumblr users: don’t get the latest iOS app update!

I just updated my tablet to the newest version of the tumblr app for iOS and it completely broke screen reader access for both VoiceOver and Spoken Content. This has happened in the past already, so I will file a support ticket and copy-paste my text from last time, but this really sucks. I sincerely hope this doesn’t affect all screen reader users, but I’m unsure how they could program this bug in a way it only affects me. If you rely on a screen reader to use the tumblr app, I’d advice to not get the latest update to be on the safe side.

When I say “completely broke access”, what I mean is that no posts on my dash or on individual blogs get read or recognized at all. No plain text, alt text, tags, etc. Note count and buttons still work though.

If you also run into this bug, here’s my advice. If anyone has something more useful, please tell me

File a support ticket and report this bug

Use the browser web version, which still works for me

Interestingly, if you save a post to your drafts and click on “edit” the post text seems to get read correctly. This might be a work-around for some people.

If you have the latest version but your screen reader didn’t break, also please tell me! I would be fascinated to know if this bug is only affecting some people

TL;DR: The latest tumblr app update for iOS made it so screen readers no longer work in the app

Please boost!

pretty gorl

i still don't know what to name herrrr

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Proposition- humans are deathworlders but the universe sees us as REALLY CUTE deathworlders that will pack bond with anything. Glarbthom commander of all space evil tries to take over earth and just goes aw fuck they're like Tribbles they make cute sounds when they're happy and excited or pleased with themselves and they like to make their hair funny colours and collect weird rocks that look like things; their laugh noise is cute. Their sneezes are amusing and they packbond with everything it's adorable! How can they live on such a wild and horribly terrible planet and be cute?! They come in multiple colours and degrees of thinness and roundness! Some have different eye colours! Some came with different teeth shapes! Some cats have splotches! Some come with spots! And yet they don't freeze unless it's below freezing!!

Janus: May I sit here?

Logan: That’s … my lap.

Janus: That doesn’t answer my question.

tbh i thought Patton was suddenly being seductive for some reason

No thoughts only this moment