Anyone Wanna Pick Me Up, Hold Me Close, And Then Shake Me Until You Hear The Spray Paint Can Rattle?

memeception

As you get older, you unlock more and more of the supermarket

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

Tumblr Code.

I wish to be.

A little creature.

But genetics said.

"Hmm, above 6 foot".

Deck of literally everything

I should use this site more often

Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

Plonk is such an ideal word