Original artist of the picture:
I FUCKING LOVE LIBRARIES FUCK YEAH
Me when smoked salmon
Picking up three granades that were floating on the floor while fucking running, slaying with my parkour skills, flipping out and doing a genocide, stealing money that was on the floor, using random ass objects to do ilegal movements while running, use of weapons
Its been a while and i dont know what to post soo, here it goes nothing
Rawr
People have no idea theres a literal WEREWOLF in the library around them
Its funny how they dont notice theres a literal ANGEL taking a walk around the hood
they would never know that FLIPPY/FLIQPY from FNF VS FLIPPED OUT MOD is buying books, studying demonology and doing strongman workout weight lifting in his free time
none of these people know there is a WILD TIGER in this classroom with them
they do not know there is a SHARK literally RIGHT THERE!!
Fr like
"i know you're supposed to be a green bear with severe mental issues and D.i.D and all but you get this human body insteread sorry"
"I mean is not that bad- *body dismorphia* OH NO I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL WTF"
"You will randomlly feel your ears with other parts of the body you should have but you wont be able to see or touch them"
"oh also, you dont get to be in your own universe either for some reason soo we will spawn you in this planet called earth insteread"
"Well at least my alter will be more chill and things wont make me flip out that easilly like in my canon universe right?"
"..........."
"R-right?"
"Uuuuhhh..... actually i think that is gonna get... w-worse?"
"OH NO WHO BRINGED THAT DAMN STATUE TO THIS PLANET WHY? IS THIS PLANET CURSED TOO OR SOMETHING?"
"Well theres this thing called spiritual warfare, demonic spirits, and-"
"W-warfare?!" *fucking flips out*
"Oh no, anyways, oh also uuuhh yeah the golden yellow eyes were gonna make you have heterocromia like one amber eye and the other brown because we can actually do that but you can also keep the undressing eyes, the eyebags and the sharp teeth :D"
"....."
"You ok?"
"Were tf are those demons"
damn i cant believe i actually have to cosplay as a human for the rest of my life. horrific.
Im a wolf because I was trying to invade ohio
Im a werewolf because they feel basically
Im an angel because I dont like 👍
Im flippy because I heard a plane
[H E L P 😂]
new tag game: use predictive text to see why you are your theriotype/kintype. start with "i'm [x] because"
i'll go first
i'm a dog because i have to fight
Why is a werewolf who is also an angel in the library buying books about demonology[study of demons] quantum physics and mathematics, cientific proof that good exists studing them like the huge theorist he is taking notes and writing like he is some detective trying to solve the biggest crime in the history? He had a lil bit of an issue searching for those books for the library was a lil bit full of book almost empty in space to get in, specially for his big muscles and body [that dawg problably uses his whole bed as a weight], his huge six wings [wich he had to carefully move around] and his big fluffy black tail [wich he had to also carefully control not to wag it to much in exitement] to be careful not to accidently send anyone flying to the fifth dimension
Being a therian is so unserious why is a cougar studying psychology
Yes you are Good
Because you would not be questioning yourself if you are good if you trully werent
Art by Essi Välimäki
Soo about my last post about me turning into my flippy fictionkin when theres a full moon insteread of turning into my werewolf kin form
YA'LL
IM A
MDF
✨️ S H I N Y✨️
that shi unreadable damn it says shiny tho-
▪︎Sealed and protected by God ▪︎144.000 soldier -werewolf -wolf therian -angel kin -fictionkin -terrenal angel -empath •apothisexual [sex repulsed] •aroace
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