Holy-hysteria

bo sinclair i could treat you right

this might be controversial, but i need different fanfics for eddie munson, all i can ever find is eddie x cheerleader. my ass is too fat to do the splits there’s no way i can be a cheerleader, no matter the universe.

PLEASE SOMEONE FEED ME SOMEONE FEED ME WHAT I NEED.

Steve can't stop bringing you flowers in the spring <3 He's on his walk home from work and he just happens to past the florists and he can't stop himself because those pretty pink ones would look so perfect in his girls hands, and it becomes like a little routine for him which makes him hate driving home because he can't stop and get you flowers, and they know him by name in the shop now, they know what his girl likes and they practically know you with how much Steve talks about you, he always comes home so happy with himself, hiding them behind his back to surprise you. "Oh, Stevie you shouldn't have." "Yes I should have, a pretty girl deserves pretty flowers." <3

Flip (that's how im gonna call you now!) you need to draw Mama Voorhees!! She in your squishy cutesy style will be absolutely banging, she did absolutely nothing wrong shes just a mama who loves her son very much smh 😒😒

Mama of the year award goes to:

Say what you will about the lady, but she absolutely loved her boy Jason. I actually found her to be quite the sympathetic villain.

okay, wow. i was NOT expecting my lost boys post to actually get any attention. thank you for all the love on it, it means so much that people actually enjoyed it! i’m trying to think of what i should write next. if you have any requests PLEASE let me know. i’ll write for pretty much any slasher!

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

“let me get that for you” i say sexily pulling on a door that says push

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