*sighs*

I giggle every time I see this. :3

How to Feign Your Life is Together

Have a signature accessory, clothing article, make up look, or hair style.

Have a fragrance. Make your hair scents and lotions match your perfume.

It’s okay to dine alone. Bring a book or people watch.

Love your hair. Research the best brands for your hair type and use masks weekly.

Your nails don’t need to be fancy, but keep them maintained.

Stay worldly. Know works of art, artists, designers, films, books, politicians. Spend your lunch break reading the paper or a magazine.

Crying is not a weapon. It’s okay to feel your emotions, but never use them as an excuse to avoid your problems.

Jealousy is boring. Love and appreciate others. If you can’t love them, forget them.

Boost others. Flatter others, but don’t deprecate yourself in the process.

Don’t sulk. Don’t let the whole world know your problems. If you don’t want someone to give their opinion, don’t share your situation.

Your life is between you and the universe. Don’t post your personal matters for others to see.

Don’t emotionally blackmail others. They hurt you? Let them know and then move on. It’s between the two of you and not the world.

Cook dinner. Cook dinner and listen to music, the radio, or a podcast.

Treat yourself to candles and flowers. Be your own cheerleader.

Take naps. Take a cat nap on a Sunday afternoon with the blinds open and the fan on high.

Drink your water, eat your vegetables. Take care of your body.

Never have time to take off your jewelry before bed, but always have time to take off your makeup. Your nighttime skin regime is important.

Mystery is beautiful. You don’t need to reveal much of or about yourself.

Never appear other than as you are. Don’t lie about yourself. Embrace who you are at your core.

My current mood. .___.

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

I can second this. All we want is to hang out and food... And in some cases, video games. :)

PSA from a Married Woman

Overeager Teenage Schoolboys Please Listen Carefully

Girls don’t care about your dick (or how big it is)

or your abs

or how many times you can imply sex in a normal conversation

Literally the only thing a girl ever gives a shit about is this

Someone they can hang out with and eat fucking pizza

HANG OUT AND EAT PIZZA.

HANG. OUT.

AND.

FOOD.

THAT IS LITERALLY ALL YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO DO TO IMPRESS A GIRL.

PLEASE BOOST

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Police-Investigating-Kidnapping-of-17-Year-Old-Girl-376867311.html?_osource=SocialFlowFB_DFWBrand

^ All of this. ^

Making a comic in MediBang

:)

I favorited all of these on dA and I will also repost here. I think this is lovely. :D

For anyone who only sees gender and sex in black and white, here’s proof by the lovely humon that nature is just as fluid with representations of gender and sex as we are.