This just made my day omg it's so cute šš¦
Summary: You might have been ever so slightly perturbed about Peter seeing you in your underwear if he wasnāt sporting a large cut along his jawline; one that looked achingly fresh.
āDid you shave with a machete this morning?ā You asked, stepping out of the doorway and making room for him to enter.
āA scythe, actually,ā Peter deadpanned.
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A/N: Andrew Garfield!Spiderman; friends to lovers; heated make-out; cursing; minor injury; mutual pining; possible part 1 of 2? characters are in college & of age.
It was hot. That sticky kind of hot that clung to you and made you feel like tearing your skin off. That makes the sweat pool at the nape of your neck until it slides in a cold streak down the curve of your spine. The New York air was shimmering, alive with exhaust fumes and the output of overworked air conditioning units of every apartment on your blockāexcept for yours. The dumbass thing had broken overnight and when you woke up at five a.m., damp and uncomfortable, youād called your best friend knowing heād make a quick fix of it.
But youād gotten his voicemail, unsurprising given that heād never been a morning person. Since youād met him three years ago at freshman orientation, Peter Parker had perfectly offset you in every way. Where he could stay in bed until noon, you were decidedly not a night owl, often cosy in your pyjamas by ten p.m. Peter had a sharp wit and loved to tease, and though his wit brought out a sharp tongue youād never known you had, you were infinitely shyer than he was. He was perpetually late to everything from the Christmas dinner youād invited him to at your parentsā home to your final exam for Organic Chemistryāwhich heād passed with flying coloursāwhereas you were punctual to a fault. And perhaps most significantly, youād never known heartbreak in your life, never had the opportunity because youād never given anyone your heart to begin with. Peterās heart, you knew, had endured the worst kind of break. Though he only spoke of her sometimes, you knew his high school girlfriend had died tragically and each year you went with him to visit her resting place, holding his hand and running your thumb over his knuckles as gently as you could. The depths of that pain, written on his face and in his body language whenever he spoke of Gwen, made you steel yourself against love, afraid to give yourself to anyone in case you left them broken and alone.
There was a flaw in your plan to avoid love forever though, and that was Peter himself. As much as youād tried to swallow them, shut them up in the deepest pits of your soul, bury them where theyād never see the light of day, your feelings for him had only grown in the last three years. At first it was a little thrill each time his eyes met yours, a tingle on your skin when his fingers grazed your own while you shared a carton of fries at a Yankees game. That had grown, exploded really, into a brilliant whirl of colours every time you heard his voiceāa sort of love-induced synesthesia that turned Peterās laughter yellow and his whispers soft purple and his calling your name the deepest, richest scarlet.
Youād fallen desperately in love with your best friend and you were resolutely not going to do anything about it, thank you very much.
āY/N!ā There was a knock at the door of your cramped apartment that drew you out of your crossword puzzleāstuck, as you were, on 18-Down. āItās Peter!ā
Youād barely heard the knock over the sound of Eminem in your headphones, but there was no mistaking Peterās voice. You were at the door, earbuds abandoned on the coffee table, pulling it open before you remembered that youād traded in your baggy David Bowie tee and jean shorts for a barely-there camisole and blue panties of the lightest cotton. You might have been ever so slightly perturbed about Peter seeing you in your underwear if he wasnāt sporting a large cut along his jawline; one that looked achingly fresh.
āDid you shave with a machete this morning?ā You asked, stepping out of the doorway and making room for him to enter.
āA scythe, actually,ā Peter deadpanned. If only youād known he was being entirely seriousāhis neck having had a near miss with some villainās techno-reproduction of a classic medieval weapon only hours ago. āItās hot as hell in here, Y/N. Are you trying to get me naked?ā
Your cheeks flushed and you made quick work of rolling your eyes as dramatically as possible, trying to distract Peter from the change of colour in your face. He was an expert at changing the subject, so much so that youād long since given up trying to get him to talk about anything he didnāt want to, such as why he was chronically late or where heād disappeared to that night you had tickets for the Rangers playoff game, or how he managed to find time to workout with his ridiculous school schedule and familial duties because god damn, his armsāyou stopped yourself from letting that thought full form, knowing it would send you down a rabbit hole.
āDonāt think Iām not keeping a tally of every time you dodge my questions,ā you muttered, moving to the refrigerator and opening it briefly to let some cool air out on your heated chest. The emptiness of the shelves reminded you that you really needed to get groceries because ramen noodles, eggs, and the rapidly decaying bananas on the counter would not keep you alive forever. āAnd didnāt you get my voicemail?ā
āNo,ā Peter shrugged, āI saw you left me one but thought Iād just swing by.ā A small smirk tugged at the corners of his lips, though you couldnāt for the life of you figure out what the joke was.
āWell, the AC is broken,ā you informed him, straightened up and facing him where he stood in your living room, his tall and lean frame a familiar sight there alongside the stacks of textbooks and novels, the record player, and the pile of throw pillows you couldnāt stop collecting. For a long moment, Peter stared at you, his head tilted slightly to the side as if he was just now seeing you since coming in. You felt much more naked than you actually were under his stare and shifted your weight from one leg to the other, your hand coming to tug down at the hem of your camisole. Peter had seen you nearly nude before, but this feltādifferent. Maybe it was the heat, or maybe it was the unfamiliar expression that flashed across his eyes. Either way, it had you squeezing your legs together as subtly as possible. If Peter noticed, he didnāt let on.
āThat explains the outfit,ā he grinned, tone light, though you noticed the way his Adamās apple bobbed in his throat as he swallowed hard.
āIt was hardly my first choice,ā you shot back, āBut anyways, now that youāre here do you think you could fix it?ā
āThis feels like the start of a porāā
āDonāt say it, Parker,ā you cut him off with a warning glare, eyes wide. Peter only laughed, though stopped almost immediately, favouring his jaw. Already it looked like the gash was healing and you wondered where heād gotten it fromāit reminded you, oddly, of the ankle heād āsprainedā while showing you a skateboarding trick last summer. You would swear up and down, on every holy text that existed, that youād seen his bone popping out of his skin. But the next day heād been absolutely fine and you were certain that the limp heād had for a week was half-faked.
āY/N? Are you alive in there?ā Peterās amused voice drew you from your reverie and you nodded, running your fingers through your hair to get it out of your face.
āAlive and well,ā you reported, āSo you think you can fix it?ā
***
As it turned out, Peter could fix the AC unit, but heād need to pick up a part at the hardware store down the street. While he examined the ancient device mounted on your bedroom wall, you sat perched on your bed, silky pink blankets long since tossed to the floor, watching him with interest, noticing everything about the way his hands moved carefully over the shabby metal, the way his brow furrowed when he peeked inside the unit, and the way his eyes crinkled when he announced that it wouldnāt be an issue to repair.
For his part, Peter knew your eyes were on himāhe wouldnāt go so far as to call it Spidey-sense, he just knew you and heād had an inkling of the feelings you harboured for him for quite some time, though that part probably was Spidey-sense. It wasnāt that he didnāt feel the same way, because god knows he did, but he was terrified to let himself fall in love again; beyond hesitant to ever let anyone get hurt again because of him. But then there was the way you looked at him, your eyes sparkling with delight when he made a stupid joke. And the way you said his name, like it was a magic spell wrapping itself up inside him and making him forget everything other than your voice. Yes, he loved youāmore deeply than heād thought heād ever love againābut he was afraid to be in love with you.
When he delivered the happy news that heād be able to get cool air back into your apartment, he felt his heart swell at the look of relief on your face.
āYouāre my hero, Pete,ā you said earnestly, āReally and truly.ā
You had no idea.
āYeah,ā he said lightly, āIām the best.ā He saw the pillow coming at him even before it fully left your hands and dodged it in a swift, graceful motion.
āThatās not very nice,ā Peter grinned wolfishly at you and your heart fluttered, āHere I am helping you out like a dear old gentleman and you throw things at me.ā With another two quick, almost instantaneous steps, he was at your bedside, his hands coming down to your ribcage, fingers curling in as he began to tickle you mercilessly. You couldnāt do much more than squeal, kicking gently to get him off of you, whining his name as you begged him to stop.
āPeter!ā you cried out, āItās too hot for this!ā There were tears in your eyes, threatening to spill down your cheeks and your bottom lip was swollen from where you were biting it to try to keep control of your laughter. Looking down at you, Peter knew he was finished, absolutely doomed, to fall into the warm and beautiful void that was loving you.
His fingers paused their attack and you both seemed to take stock of the position you found yourself in; you, flat on your back in bed, hair a dishevelled mess haloed out over your head; him, legs spread so that they were straddling your hips, his arms on either side of your body, lean muscles holding him up.
āPeteāā you whispered, eyes fluttering down to where your bodies met, lashes wet with unshed tears.
He blinked once, twice, three times, a pregnant pause in the hot air before his brain supplied the two words heād been wanting to hear, giving him permission to plunge forward. Fuck it.
āY/N,ā he licked his lips, āYouāā his fingers moved from your ribs to the edge of your camisole, thumbing across its stitching, āYouāre so beautiful.ā
Your breath hitched in your throat and your eyes shot up to his, pupils dilated. Your lips twitched, uncertain. āDonāt do this,ā you sighed, all the while your own hands moved as if of their own accord, coming to rub up and down his arms, caressing lightly over the rippling muscle.
āDo what?ā he asked, hand pausing in its movement to slip under your shirt. He withdrew it immediately, hoping heād not grossly misread the situation.
āDonāt start something with me that you wonāt finish,ā your voice was barely there, āIāā You couldnāt bring yourself to say it, couldnāt utter those little words out loud, but you knew Peter understood. You could tell from the way he settled down closer to you, his lips running feather-light kisses along your collarbone, the way he brushed the lightly calloused pad of his thumb over your eyes.
āY/N, I feel like I was finished the moment I met you,ā he said, āAnd now Iād really like to give you a proper kiss, if you donāt mind.ā
āHopefully youāre as good at kissing as you are at running that mouth, Parāā
The words couldnāt finish leaving your lips because Peterās shut them right back into your mouth. He kissed you gently at first, then ran his tongue along your lips, asking entrance which you granted easily enough. Your kiss went on for what felt like years, each of you learning the other with care and attention. His hands explored your body freely, eliciting small moans of approval that led him along a path he was memorizing and then his lips were navigating that same path, kissing and nipping at your shoulders, your clavicle, your navel, between your breasts at the edge of your shirt.
You were on fire as your hands tangled into his soft brown hair, nails gently massaging into his scalp. You knew, from the vibrations on his lips, that he liked the sensation and filed that information away for a later date.
Once heād kissed all the way down to your ankles, Peter flopped onto the mattress beside you, watching as your chest heaved with pleasure.
āIt feels even hotter in here than before,ā he smirked, āI should go grab that part, yeah?ā
You swatted at him, laughter on your lips. āYouāre the worst, Peter Parker.ā
He caught your hand in mid-air, wrapping his fingers around yours and gently squeezing your palmāonce, twice, three times. Three squeezes for three little words that neither of you were ready to say yet, but that you would willingly show each other.
āIām serious,ā Peter said, āIāll grab the part and a pizza and we can hang out, even though Iām the worst.ā
You rolled your eyes again, still trying to steady your heart rate. āLike I said, my hero. How can I ever repay you?ā For good measure, you placed the back of your hand against your forehead, faking a swoon.
Peter only looked at you with fire in his eyes. āI can think of a few ways.ā
He was out of the room before you could throw another pillow at him. Shame.
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*In the upside down*
Eddie: So uh, if we survive this, do you maybe wanna- idk-see a movie or something?
Y/N: Are you really asking me out rn?!
Eddie: W-Well I just thought with the VERY possible chance of sudden HORRIFIC DEATH, yeah, Iāll shoot my shot.
Eddie:
Y/N:
Y/N (blushing): Pick me up at 7.
Eddie (ecstatic): *throws fists in the air*
Steve: W-What the hell is happening?!
Robin: Teenage Romance.
A/N: I will never get over how hot Brad Pitt is in this movie at 54.Ā
Imagine calling him pretty boy just to tease him.
He blushes most of the time when you say it which just encourages you to say it more.Ā
He loves you, he does, but he will definitely leave your bed in the middle of the night to go get Rick whenever Rick calls him needing something.Ā
Rick and you would probably end up friends though considering how much time you spend together.Ā
Plus heās so good to Cliff (and to you too once he gets to know you) that how could you ever not like him?
Cliff will constantly joke that Brandy likes you more than him most of the time even though everyone knows that dog is practically his baby.
Whenever he has to go out of town with Rick for a job or keep an eye on Rick for a few nights you end up taking care of Brandy.
Not that you mind because ofc you fall in love with how sweet that dog is.Ā
Anytime you need anything done around your place Cliff will automatically volunteer to take care of it for you.Ā
You need your carās oil changed? Heās got you covered. Got a stuck door lock? No problem. Been wanting to paint your bedroom? Heās glad to help.Ā
Cliff Boothās love language is acts of service and you canāt change my mind on that.Ā
This man is like the human embodiment of top energy. Do with that what you will.
He is usually really gentle with you though (unless you ask him not to be).Ā
He is an amazing kisser. Like grabs your face in both hands and really kisses you type of thing. 1000/10 recommend.Ā
Donāt expect sweet nothings. Cliff is a man of few words and doesnāt usually voice his feelings but he still finds ways to let you know how he feels.Ā
He opens up more with you than most other people though.
You guys would have so many inside jokes between the two of you because of this.Ā
He likes to hold your hand while driving with the other.Ā
Cliff is the ultimate hype man! He is always there and ready to pump you up when you need it.
He always gives you calm supporting vibes as if he just knows when things are going to work out fine and it is honestly so helpful when youāre nervous about something.Ā
I picture lots of hang out type date nights where the two of you just kind of watch some TV, play with Brandy, and smoke weed together.Ā
He always swears he is never going to get married again and he 100% means that too.Ā
He is fine with living with you and he doesnāt want to be with anybody else but his first marriage was such a disaster that he has sworn off marriage all together.Ā
Part of him is really nervous that youāll leave him after you hear the rumors about his ex-wife.Ā
And of course when word gets around that youāre dating Cliff people are practically lining up to āwarn youā about him and tell you all about what happened to his ex-wife.Ā
You donāt believe it for a second though and adamantly defend him whenever anyone brings it up.Ā
He may or may not have realized he was in love with you the first time he heard you defending him to some random person who tried to say something bad about him.Ā
Heās not used to people really caring enough about him to do that and it meant a lot to him.Ā
Speaking of defending each otherā¦
Cliff is incredibly protective over you. Like someone can look at you wrong and Cliff is ready to throw hands.Ā
If you work in Hollywood, especially as an actress, he is even more protective of you because heās always afraid some sleazy producer or someone is going to try to mess with you or put you down.Ā
He secretly kind of loves it when you fawn over him after he does a few stunts, always worried that heās going to get hurt.Ā
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Shoot your shot babe
āmy child is fineā
Your child literally reads smut with a straight face while eating breakfast like itās the morning paper.
I think that what makes Steve and Eddieās dynamic so immediately iconic and delightful, is that they have nothing in common except Dustin.
Like, we see them trying to bond a few times, and they are STRUGGLING because they have absolutely no common interest. Whenever they talk, we get gems like Eddie quoting the lord of the rings or mentioning Ozzy to a very confused Steve. They both think that the other is cool but they canāt SAY IT because they basically speak two different languages. Itās a nerd/goth and jock/prep desperately attempting communication, itās awkwardly wholesome in the best way.
But THEN as soon as itās about DUSTIN, these two just fucking click and shift full soulmates mode. Dustin does something a little weird or vaguely annoying, and suddenly Steve and Eddie get possessed by an old married couple that has been together for 35 years but also divorced 7 times and keep getting back together to raise their son. Dustin will just breathe, and suddenly Steve "the king" Harrington and Eddie "the freak" Munson are fucking drift compatible out nowhere like "this kid needs to keep his ego in check" "ITāS HIS TONE RIGHT???" or "Henderson you are a butthead" "oh I conclure" or even "Henderson is not possessed is he?" "Oh no he is just deranged"
Whether itās platonic or romantic, otp or brotp, itās just think that itās objectively the most hilarious concept of all time and I want to see more of it in Volume 2 and season 5.
Bones And All
Lee:
Passenger: Lee would follow you to the ends of the earth. A night he thought he was showing you just how much he loves you has to be reevaluated when he understands the pain you've been put through in the past.
(Romance/Smut/Fluff)
everytime i see this gif i am a sinner
a dilf is not a dilf if heās shitty to his children
Why is no one talking about the scene in volume one where Eddie literally dies in the upside down for like 2 minutes before being brought back to life by Steveās mystical tears like in Tangled. And then they made out