So. I've Stared Curse Of Stradanya

your careers are temporary. archive of our own is forever

someone said one (1) funny joke in the discord and I ran away with it immediately.

A ball of rage

[VIDEO TRANSCRIPT:

Derek: Jornir, the calmest person in the universe–

(laughter)

Derek: –that I DEFINITELY chose for this roleplay prompt–

Andy: Just a ball of rage.

Derek: –just a ball of rage, slams the door open.

Taishen: Welcome to the Sereni-t– Whoa, Jornir!

Jornir: Hello, Taishen.

Taishen: Hello?

Jornir: ...

Taishen: Whoa, calm down!

(laughter)

END TRANSCRIPT.]

SFTH Fic Masterlist!!

someone said that they wanted a fic masterlist so I made one :))

These are all the sfth fics on ao3, wattpad and tumblr that i could find- they’re not really in any order but they are organised into the plays and stuff that they’re from. I have not read all of these, just compiling them here :)

the number at the end refers to how many fics there are in that category.

A big thank you to all these fic writers you’re amazing!

**full credit to the authors for these fics**

(note: no sexually explicit fics are on this list, though some are mature and some have serious warnings. Please read and consider the warnings.)

ao3:

#1. Omg Is This A Joke (3)

#.3 Lost In Your Eyes (3)

#5. Long Johns - STRIKE! (7)

#.10 The Midnight Mystery (2)

#11. Inside The Mysterious Cube and Part Two (19)

#13. All Eyes On Nigel (8)

#14. No! I Always Loved That Caravan (1)

#15. Wild, Wet & Worrisome (2)

#16. The Cardboard Stegosaurus (8)

#20. The Leftenmost Window (9)

#21. The Neighbours Under The Bed (3)

#22. The Milkman (10)

#23. Beetroots And Murder (3)

#24. Susan’s Holiday (1)

#25. The Evil Make a Wish Kid (1)

#26. Priscilla’s Final Petal (2)

#27. The Mystery Of The Midnight Circus (1)

#29. Wine Under The Bridge (2)

#30. The Unrelenting Aubergine And part two and part three and part four (31)

#31. The Lighthouse (1)

#32. Murders In Space (1)

#33. Marigolds Bluebells and Hugh (2)

#35. Burglary And Bobsledding (1)

#36. Toby’s Secret Pocket and part two (12)

#37. Ballet On The Battlefield (2)

#39. The Grape Depression (1)

#40. Strange Noises From The Hole In The Wall (2)

#41. Divorces And Teddy Bears (2)

#42. The Detective Versus The Christmas Tree Bandits (3)

Crossover Fics and crossover part two and crossover part three and crossover part four crossover part five (44)

Skits/Scenes (games/flurries) thirsty vamps(2) genre from huge(1) coming out timewarp(1) devils daughter (flurry?)(1) two therapist genre(1) total (6)

Headcanons/Lore/Other stuff (5)

Patreon Fics (you’re still welcome to read these if you’re not a patreon but it might not make sense) (3)

Live Show Fics (HOW!?!?!? Amazing. I think this play will be released and I’ll edit this when/if it does to be with fics from that play.) (1)

DND (not putting it in the patron list since some people bought tickets so it doesn’t really fit the patreon category) (9)

RPF and RPF Part Two and RPF Part Three and RPF Part Four and RPF Part Five RPF Part Six and RPF Part Seven and RPF Part Eight and RPF Part Nine Part Ten (If you don’t like rpf please don’t engage with these fics or authors, I just want to prevent arguments yk) (98)

RPF x Reader (making it its own category since all the others are with the boys that I know of I think and idk maybe people wanna find things easier?) (1)

Tumblr:

Improvised play fics (5)

Wattpad:

Improvised play fics (2)

if you’ve written any sfth fanfiction that’s up on ao3 and it’s not on this list and you want it to be then let me know and I’ll add it :)) (or if you’ve noticed any missing fics too)

Total fics on this masterlist: 313

(that’s if my dyscalculia didn’t fail me and I somehow counted right^^)

Last Updated: 27th December 2024

Suspicious Man

I shared this idea on the Discord but thought I’d put it here, too (preemptive angst warning, sorry): Lost In Your Eyes Tarquin time loop fic where he goes back to the start of his journey over and over again any time anyone dies (I imagine the first day he doesn’t believe it. He has dreams like this all the time. But then he gets through one day. And then another. And then realizes that maybe this is real? And after the first loop and first successful save he realizes that maybe there is a chance. Maybe this is his second chance) and finally gets a chance to save everyone…!

…Only to wake up from some kind of coma or something and figure out it’s all fake. He never managed to save anyone. They’ve been dead for years.

I imagine him finally getting onto land and seeing Amanda again. He saves her life by protecting her and falls unconscious - he wakes up in a hospital. He’s drowsy and confused but he asks the first employee he sees about Amanda - only to get a response that they don’t know any Amanda… He is in denial about this the entire time.

Eventually they let him out and he searches for her (and the rest of his crew). She has to be out there somewhere - there has to be some reason no one came to visit him. Maybe they were waiting for him. He saved them, after all.

I imagine he runs into Amanda’s mother, who is not happy to see him, and she tells him that Amanda’s been dead for years and it’s his fault, angry that he would even suggest that she could be alive after all this time and give her false hope, and Tarquin is just devastated.

I miss the time when there were like 3 new sfth fanfics every day on ao3

curse of strahdanya ep. 15 'something wicked' | 3:46:04 (major spoilers)

woah more of them who would've guessed

Uh, here!

Clayton with a cat!

This is Giselle, a perfectly normal cat that Clayton fed in Vallaki and suddenly started showing up more, she’s seemingly immune to curses.

Shepherd is very weary of her.