Get Better Standards Chlo.

Posting this here bc God knows I've neglected my Tumblr

Anyways Mabel's new Summerween matching costumes idea ft Bill who tailored their new cult robes definitely not for Silas Birchtree's cult of Ciphertology

Mystery kids vs Mickey Mouse

Lili: Okay. How do you take out an evil dictator?

Norman: We… Cut off their resources?

Lili: *Writes that down* Okay, that’s good. What are Mickey’s resources?

Wybie: His long-time fans, influence over young girls who enjoy princesses, his cruise ships, game shows, Marvel and Star Wars geeks, and Fox.

Lili: Fox?

Wybie: Fox. I don’t even think they can curse anymore.

Lili: … Okay, we need to take this bastard out right now!

Raz: Let’s just shoot him!

Dipper: You think it’s that easy? No, he’ll just come back stronger than ever. We need to get rid of him the same way they did Walt Disney.

Mystery Kids: …

Coraline: No… No, that’s just a myth.

Mabel: We’ve been on the inside long enough to know that it’s not a myth. Walt Disney’s body is being preserved in his statue.

Coraline: So we’re really gonna freeze Mickey?

Dipper: It’s our only option! We need to get rid of him permanently.

Neil: How would we even do it?

Dipper: The company wants to look progressive in order to erase the… Ugliness back when Disney was still new.

Wybie: You mean like that movie with the rabbit who was just a metaphor for slavery?

Dipper: Yeah, that’s the one.

Wybie: And the deleted scene with the black centaur girl?

Dipper: Yes.

Wybie: And the crows?

Dipper: That too.

Wybie: Those Siamese cats, romanticizing Pocahontas and John Smith, What Made the Red Man Red?

Dipper: Yes, all of that. Well, I say we do something a little drastic.

Neil: You mean we find those lost tapes and threaten to air them unless Mickey comes here to “meet our demands” and that’s when we freeze him?

Mystery Kids: …

Dipper: … Y-yeah, basically. Let’s go find those tapes.

Let me present you Mercy gone wrong AU

Where Lambert stuck in a crown because Narinder thought that violence was a question and the answer was yes

gregory love train reblog if you still believe he is good after ruin

Bill is back !!!

Bill returns - A billford comic part 1 (this one was so long I had to divide the post here)

So, the whole thing took me a week of work, but with a lot of determination, hyperfixation (the ones where you forget you're a human, you know the ones), and energy drinks, you can do anything.

Hope u guys like it!! <33

Must've slipped his mind.

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Unicorn wars skit

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I feel silly

sorry

(Achuchones and coco are talking when they overhear something)

gordi “we’ll azulin is ticklish “

(He gasps and cover his mouth as the teddy bears laugh out loud)

achuchones” no way”

(Achuchones looks at coco with a smile)

coco”no”

Achuchones “yes”

later

(Achuchones coco sonrisas pandi and the Mimosin are hiding as azulin comes by”

coco” I can’t believe you talk me into this “

Achuchones “it’s worth it”

coco”we’re gonna regret this “

(Achuchones holds up a finger)

Achuchones “on my mark “

Achuchones “almost “

Achuchones “now!”

(They all tackled azulin coco and the Mimosin twins hold him down )

azulin” what are you doing let me go!”

(Achuchones smiles)

Achuchones “oh we will “

azulin”let go now!”

Achuchones “just after this!”

(Achuchones starts to tickle azulin )

Achuchones “haha we have gordi to thank for this “

azulin”hahaha stop it! This is not funny! Stop it hehehaha!”

coco “wow come to think I don’t I’ve ever heard you laugh like this before “

azulin”hahah let me go make it stop “

(The Mimosin twins take bird feathers out and tickle azulin with them)

azulin”no hehehaha no please hahaha!”

(Sonrisas and pandi tickles his underarms)

azulin”hehehaha stop it !”

Achuchones “we should done this alone time ago “

(Azulin then kicks Achuchones away)

azulin” haha stop it I can’t breathe hehehaha!”

(Azulin breaks free and rolls into his side still laughing and giggling)

azulin”you guys are mean!”

pandi” oh come you’re smiling “

azulin”I am not!”

sonrisas”are too!”

azulin”are not!”

coco “all right clam down (looks at azulin) it was just tickling “

azulin”that was not funny!”

coco”please you should laugh more “

(Azulin cross’s his arms and coco tries to tickle him again)

azulin”No hehehaha coco no!

(Coco tickles him)

azulin”ok ok ok hehehaha stop!”

(Coco stops )

coco”you done moping?”

azulin”yes”

Achuchones “ha me and coco overheard gordi and I came up with the perfect plan for revenge “

(Azulin glares at Achuchones then at coco)

later

(Achuchones and coco are seen with ice packs over their eyes)

Achuchones “heheh worth it!”

I’m so bad

Okay okay we all collectively think that balan is a mother figure, but what about Lance? They need love like balan too

i dont want love...

i want vengeance

Luke mother like daughter.

Zoe unlocked the Accidental In.

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Oppowite atracts

I just think they're rad