People Are Misinterpreting This So Much. OP Isn't Saying You Don't Just Hate Kids In General Because

someone sent me this on discord today too😭😭

⚡️💛HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID BOWIE 💛⚡️

I NEED TO TOUCH IT

floof hair

I wanna feel his hair. I don’t care how many times I say this. LET. ME. FEEL. HIS. HAIR.

THERE IS NO DELTARUNE

THERE IS NO SILKSONG

AND THERE IS NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND

i don't know if i'm trans but i've realised i'm uncomfortable with my body and i feel the same way as you wearing feminine clothes, i just pretend i'm a femboy tbh

PRO TIP FOR TRANS MEN: if you are forced to wear hyperfeminine clothing or makeup and that makes you dysphoric, but you’re not out yet/in a position safe enough to come out, here’s how I make the situation LESS uncomfortable. this is what works for me and is not guaranteed to work for you at all.

Anyways… pretend you’re in drag. Just go all out. Wear heavy makeup and dramatic eyeliner or the most feminine dress you have and just pretend it’s drag even if it’s NOT. Just pretend. Note that this may not work if your dysphoria with makeup and feminine clothing is VERY strong. Mines is mediocre discomfort, as I could probably wear dresses just fine if I had a flag chest.

the big 4

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Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #1

The original that spawned all the copy cats

1. @elvis-official

2. @evil-elvis-official

3. @elvis-hell

4. @eggvis-preggsley

5. @gay-elvis

6. @catgirl-presley

7. @emo-presley

8. @werewolfelvis

9. @italian-elvis-official

10. @elvis-imitator-official

11. @eagle-elvis

12. @snailvis

13. @pelvis-presley

14. @mii-elvis

15. @transfem-elvis

16. @transmasc-elvis

17. @miniature-elvis

18. @elvis-unofficial

19. @haiku-presley-elvis

20. @sauromon-presley-the-orber

21. @mouseelvis

22. @scary-elvis

23. @nonbinary-elvis

24. @gen-z-elvis

25. @elvispurrsley

26. @elvis-parsley-official

27. @italian-elvis

28. @italian-elvis-unofficial

29. @invincible-elvis-official

30. @gayelvissupportivefather

31. @phannie-elvis

32. @Robot-Elvis (may he rest in peace)

33. @elvis-compressedly

34. @yelserp-sivle

35. @elvish--presley

36. @elvis-parsley-chiapet

37. @penvis-presley

38. @lionelvis

39. @grian-elvis-prestley

40. @elvis-mumbo

41. @dynamite-elvis-offical

42. @ghost-of-elvis-official

43. @the-ghost-of-elvis

44. @shark-presley

45. @elvis-official-impersonator

46. @catboy-presley

47. @elvis-resercher-official

48. @elvis-exterminator

49. @furina-de-fontelvis

50. @leprechaun-elvis-official

Current Elvis count on tumblr.com: 50+!

THIS LIST IS FULL!!

wooden chair jacket by jean-claude biraben