Shout Out To All The Bitches NOT Having Gay Sex This Pride Month

Ruby’s birth mother naming her child

Every single time I look back at my failures, the steps I've taken that have led me down a less-than-ideal path... the mistakes I've made that weigh heavily on my mind, I remember one thing that eases my guilt. That any low I have fallen to or may fall to, I know I will never fumble the bag as hard as this jackass:

Actual fucking dumbass. This douche had Mizu herself giving up her path of revenge to settle down and rear horses with him. She loved him, actually fucking loved him and gave herself wholeheartedly, and he gets scared 'cuz his badass bride wiped the floor with him in a spar.

Remember folks, you can fail as many times in this godforsaken life we have, but you will never be as big of a failure as this dick.

Jason Todd coming back to life after 17 years of being used for Bruce’s and to a lesser extent, Dick’s man pain and then immediately proceeding to harass the shit out of them the second he’s back will never not be funny to me I’m so sorry. I feel like we need more examples of this in media. Action movie sequel where the Idolized Dead Wife comes back and is like “actually I was planning on filing for divorce. And I’m fucking your brother”

I just woke up and somehow the only thought in my head was Jason Todd as an Etsy witch but he only sells ‘violent spells’ and instead of doing spell work he just personally goes out and beats the shit out of whoever you choose

I’m coping <2

Me: *blushing furiously at my phone*

My mom: oh that's a cute guy, you have a crush on him?

Me: *sweats in trans and asexual* yes certainly, I definitely find this man attractive. Absolutely nothing else is happening here. (It's a dude in an outfit I want and I'm probably jealous of his shoulders)

When Damian finds out what happened in Red Hood: Lost days

Of all the past doctor whos for Rishi Sunak to start beef with I find it so funny he chose David Tennant, the one known for taking down two prime ministers

Thinking about the fact that there’s got to be at least one person in Ford Pines’ life who spent an absolutely insane amount of time without realising he’s got polydactylyl. My dumb ass is so unobservant that if one of my friends had six fingers you bet I’m not picking up on that until they mention it.

Ford: This trip to the Vatican City has been quite fruitful, though still no sign of the Ionza. I wonder if more written accounts exist that I’ve missed? Overall, an enjoyable trip!

Stanley, wearing the papal tiara and holding an empty bag of weed: WE NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW