So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much

So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much
So, Let Me Guess– You Just Started A New Book, Right? And You’re Stumped. You Have No Idea How Much

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

Want more writerly content? Follow maxkirin.tumblr.com!

More Posts from Hermithermithermit and Others

4 months ago

@baosci @whiver-wyverncat

I've got some bad news...

My computer had to reload all my Chrome tabs and apparently I hadn't saved my second chapter of Drowning via preview yet? And like an idiot I hadn't copied it into Libre Office.

So I just lost the entirety of my almost finished second chapter.

I genuinely don't know if my motivation can recover from this, cause I definitely can't remember everything I wrote, and I don't want it to be any different. I feel awful and I'm so sorry. Maybe it's not my place to be, Baosci you are amazing and I can't wait to see where the canon of this goes, but I don't know what to do now. I love y'all. Maybe I'll figure out a different way to write it.

That's all. Just wanted to let you know.

3 months ago
A still shot of Grian in a chair. There's a banner on the right side of the shot that says, "Grian Watcher - Writer and Actor for Third Life." He has a text bubble next to him that says, "Because I am an Absolute Menace, I may have slipped a teeny bit of salt into Scar's Hot Cocoa..."
Still shot to Scar in his wheelchair, holding his salted hot cocoa. He also has a banner next to him that says, "Scar Goodtimes - Actor for Third Life." He remarks, "Since Grian has spoiled my perfectly good cup of cocoa, I've decided to give him a couple of Friends."
Grian is shown to enter his dressing room, which has a G with a star on the front of it. There's a cut-off poster and a small text box on the left side that says "BTW-SCAR CAM"
Grian is shown to be suddenly slamming the door open and screaming while running away from a few snakes, which are shown to be flying out after him.

my silly little actor au


Tags
2 months ago

To any Double Life lovers, I recommend you to play/watch a playthrough of Project: Eden's Garden

Eva Tsunaka is literally Double Life Pearl


Tags
3 months ago

And here it is! My first fully completed Procreate Dreams animation. I used audio from one of Technoblade’s more famous rants during his Potato War series. I love Technoblade and miss him every day, so I hope that I was able to capture the magic of his energy in my animation.

I animated the roughs and drew the backgrounds in Procreate, but then I imported that into Dreams to do all the cleanup. It runs at 24 fps, but there’s a lot of variations to spice it up in there.

I wanted to really challenge myself so there’s a LOT going on in this short 9 second clip. There’s a camera move with multiple layers to achieve a subtle parallax scroll, there’s two lighting changes with one being a completely animated shadow layer, and there’s a warp effect on the curtains for when it opens and closes.

There’s still a lot that could be cleaned up. Some of the linework is a little more jittery than I would prefer, and the coloring process was awful. Every color was its own separate layer, which was exhausting to do. I really hope i can figure out a faster and easier way to do the coloring process because that took me over a week to complete! Yikes!

Overall I’m extremely proud of my work here. I’ve been working on this 9 second clip since Dreams released and I really wanted to showcase to everyone just how powerful Dreams is. I know a lot of people were complaining about it when it released and I wanted to do something to help reorient people’s expectations. I genuinely cannot believe that I did all of this on my iPad!

If anyone has any questions or would like to see a breakdown of this animation, please feel free to contact me!

And remember… Technoblade never dies!

1 month ago

Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO


Tags
3 weeks ago

Why do they never say this?

I'm not usually one to make posts like this, but I've recently started reading the Bible (both the New Revised Standard Version Updated Edition and the King James Bible, for purposes of literary and translation comparison, and I saw something that made me pause. I want to preface this by saying I'm no sort of theology authority or even a Christian, I am merely a nerdy queer agnostic peeking around the corner.

In Genesis, there's the commonly cited passage by sexist men (and women) about man being first and woman being created to serve man:

GENESIS 2 20;The man gave names to all cattle and to the birds of the air and to every animal of the field, but for the man there was not found a helper as his partner. 21;So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then he took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. 22;And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man. [NRSVUE]

And Christian MAGA and right-wing and sexist people always point to it to be like "See! See! Women aren't on the same level as men!"

But what they never discuss is that this is the SECOND story of Genesis.

Early on in Genesis 2, it seems that a shift of authors occurs, or a different oral tradition is included, because the entire tone of the text changes drastically. God is never called the Lord until this change occurs, and the digital NRSVUE on Bible Gateway notes this shift explicitly.

Why Do They Never Say This?

The thing is, in the first chapter of Genesis, which details the six days of Earthly creation, there is a direct opposition to man and woman being uneven.

GENESIS 1 27;So God created humans in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.

Male AND Female. At the same time. Neither subservient to the other, neither greater or lesser. And this is a single chapter behind the cited passage. What's more, both man and woman are in the image of God, meaning that God has both male and female aspects, and separated humans accordingly (possibly arbitrarily) for an unknown reason.

Y'all. God canonically has boobs and a dick.

What's more: Why do we refer to God as a he? Why would he care? Did gendered pronouns even exist in his language before we assigned them to him? WHY WON'T "CHRISTIANS" WHO CITE THE BIBLE FOR EVERYTHING ACKNOWLEDGE THIS??

Ugh I just needed to get my thoughts in writing. Casually waving to the two people who might reblog this. 👍 See ya next time I have weird deep thoughts!


Tags
4 months ago

Run around screaming and then write random fanfiction and start about 5 different fanart pieces you'll never finish

I'm not even on round two, this is still the initial wave for me

guys. guys. the the hermitcraft fixation is coming back. help what do i do

4 months ago

"I made a whole playlist for them organized by season"

hermithermithermit - HermitHermitHermit
2 months ago

and now: a list of fake reasons etho tells people when they ask why he wears his mask

- thats just my face

- what mask?

- the true form of my lower face would drive you to madness

- im just really ugly

- curse of binding

- embarrassing sunburn

- The oath

- made a bet

- lost a bet

- i actually dont have a lower face. the mask stops things from floating into the Void

- stops leaks

- the canadian government makes me wear this

- why arent you wearing one?

- new fashion trend. im 30 years ahead of the curve.

- MY POSITION HAS BEEN COMPROMISED, ABORT ABORT *runs away*

- it tells me the stock prices

- i volunteered for clinical trial 9 years ago

- im allergic to air

- um, same reason you're wearing pants

- bad habit

- it stops me from killing

- wait, i'm still wearing it? i havent noticed lol.

- it gives me like 6 armor points

- i was raised by ninjas

- i was social distancing before it was cool

- for honor

- no one can know what i look like

- so the aliens cant read my brainwaves

- so the government cant find me

- my teacher caught me chewing gum once. it will never happen again

- so no one sees the straw from my drink helmet

- the bit

- i actually dont really like wearing it. i do it to uphold my reputation

- i just realized... i can forge my own path! do whatever i want to do! i dont have to stand in anyone's shadow and wear this anymore! i'm free!

- slight advantage in pvp. they cant predict my next move if they cant see my subtle facial expressions

- i'm built different. better. being able to breathe properly made pvp too easy. the mask limits the supply of bloodflow to my brain to be on par with everyone else. if i were allowed to reach my full potential i would far surpass the physical skills of every other person. the mask just evens it out.

- i am kakashi

- i kin kakashi

- between you and me im running from minecraft law. if any government officials ask, we didnt have this conversation, my name is richard l. sawman , and as far as you are aware etho s. labs died in Venezuela in 1993

- i cant let someone lick me again

- trust no one

- *gets really pale* you're not supposed to see that.

- there's a bug in the model.

- dont do drugs

- protest

- i tried getting mojang to fix it but they still havent responded to my letters

- aw man i just fixed that

- method acting

- sprained it

- it's just a really good tattoo

- this is what i was wearing when my wife left me at the altar. ive never moved on

- justin bieber stepped on it

- lucky

- im too beautiful

- the better question is how im wearing the mask

- what happened to "hello?"

- im not wearing the mask, the mask is wearing me

- dress code

- always read the terms and conditions

- i got it in the divorce

- it was this or the federal prison

- court-ordered

- i had NOTHING to do with those murders

- practicing

- i'm just better

- thats classified

1 month ago

why does sans know the expressions of someone who's died anywhere from 1-10 times in a row

  • blue-logos
    blue-logos reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • strongholdinthedark
    strongholdinthedark reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • calicotomcat
    calicotomcat reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • fiendfriend
    fiendfriend liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • h0pefully-helpful
    h0pefully-helpful liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • vampirefunkmetal
    vampirefunkmetal liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • idea-pit
    idea-pit reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • keramthrall
    keramthrall liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • halo-0f-nembutals
    halo-0f-nembutals reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • halo-0f-nembutals
    halo-0f-nembutals liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • queenoflanguage
    queenoflanguage reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • alonelycircus
    alonelycircus liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • junethearchdragon
    junethearchdragon reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • brightisthedawn
    brightisthedawn reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • higurumasdoll
    higurumasdoll liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • downtowngriffin
    downtowngriffin liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • chouthechaoticraccoon
    chouthechaoticraccoon liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • duzzly
    duzzly reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • dansemacarbonara
    dansemacarbonara reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • eldritchnonsensefromthevoid
    eldritchnonsensefromthevoid reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • eldritchnonsensefromthevoid
    eldritchnonsensefromthevoid liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • whiterose-bluespace
    whiterose-bluespace liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • limejuice666
    limejuice666 liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • writerjabberwockies
    writerjabberwockies reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • secretkryptoniteangel
    secretkryptoniteangel reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • alyxay
    alyxay reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • celebratory-rats
    celebratory-rats liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • iwillburstyourappendix
    iwillburstyourappendix reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • iwillburstyourappendix
    iwillburstyourappendix liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • nox-stalgic
    nox-stalgic reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • nox-stalgic
    nox-stalgic liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • pp-haver
    pp-haver reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • thatforgottenbasilisk
    thatforgottenbasilisk reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • dgoul
    dgoul reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • f1xy0urh3art
    f1xy0urh3art liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • diizzy-puddingzz
    diizzy-puddingzz liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • belladonna-black
    belladonna-black reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • belladonna-black
    belladonna-black liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • hotcitysymphony
    hotcitysymphony liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • examishbookwyrm
    examishbookwyrm reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • dionysuslover
    dionysuslover reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • psychopompp13
    psychopompp13 liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • itsjayviktime
    itsjayviktime liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • dgoul
    dgoul reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • dgoul
    dgoul liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • might-as-well-happen
    might-as-well-happen liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • actual-changeling
    actual-changeling reblogged this · 2 weeks ago
  • gentlestarlight777
    gentlestarlight777 liked this · 2 weeks ago
  • luna-moonwolf
    luna-moonwolf reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • luna-moonwolf
    luna-moonwolf liked this · 3 weeks ago
hermithermithermit - HermitHermitHermit
HermitHermitHermit

Just your typical Hermitcraft/3rd Life blog. Occasional art. Discord is KaeyaTheAbyssMage cause i might as well.

168 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags