I Don’t Trust People Who Don’t Use The Oxford Comma

I'm all three...

this MIGHT be me and my friend group

Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

James: So that’s my plan.

Regulus: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.

James: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Regulus: It fucking sucks.

James: That’s not constructive criticism.

peter: why are sirius and james sitting with their backs to each other?

remus: they had a fight.

peter: then why are they holding hands?

remus: they get sad when they fight.

james is the kind of person to be so unintentionally smooth and flirty with anyone and everyone UNTIL regulus walks by (or anyone he actually has a crush on) and then suddenly he doesn’t remember how to talk and manages to choke on air or fall off his chair and some stupid shit

🧸ྀི

except i think it’s the other way around lowkey