Where is the lie though? I can’t see one.
movie:
the Lesbians:
movie: here’s a hot superhero lady kicking male ass
the Lesbians:
As someone who also has Bruce as their favorite bat, do you have some fic recs for your fellow friend?
Now, this took me a while to answer cause I wanted to find the absolute best so here we go
Cingulomania (Sometimes, Dad Needs a Hug) - aka my confort fic and the cutest story that envolves lots of hugs
The Big Boss - the story of the wayne family as told by Bruce's assistant
Manor-Dad lets me drive the Batmobile - now keep in mind that this is unfinished but honestly this is one of funniest things I've ever read in my life and its very fucking good
5 times the Justice League catch Bruce acting domestically, dad time, the bat's nest, Bring Your Kid to Work Day,Even Batman has his Limits (or how the most well kept secret in the Justice League is revealed because of Lasagna)- fics about the league figuring out Bruce is a big ol dad
Watch This - robin!dick is cute what more can I say
Yesterday's Voices - a fucking masterpiece what are you doing if you haven't read this
World's Worst Dadtective - collection of stories about bruce being a good dad
Emergency Contact - Bruce and Tim being adorable
Where Mourning Ends - what if Bruce reacted like a actual parent when jason returns, honestly just read all of @cdelphiki stuff they are fucking amazing
Safe And Sound - so much fluff, fluff everywhere
fallin' for him was like fallin' from grace - if you like superbat this is one is just *muah* chef's kiss
Verdant - Talia revives Jason then brings him home, honestly one of my all time favorites have re read at least 3 times, Cerusee if you ever read this I love you so fucking much
Everybody wants you - Bruce is hot and the league can't handle it
video message incoming, Stuck in the Middle (With You) - video call is made, hilarity ensues
Office Meeting - Bruce, ivy and harley talk
Steady hands (ragged breathing)- unfinished and I'm not sure if it's going to continue, but it is about what if Bruce had grown in poverty, and is honestly so fucking good, i will forever wait for it's continuation
The Salmon Incident - identity porn superbat at its best
Gotham's favorite son - thanks gotham side of tumblr
Best Served Wet - batman is vengeance
in the dark of the night - Bruce and Dick's relationship over the years
Catch and release - dick attacks Bruce (with love)
Okay this is getting to huge and we're not even halfway through my ao3 bookmarks so I'll leave it here for now, if anyone wants il do another post with more
I.....
I love his eyes
I love his freckles
I love his puppy smile with those teeth
And another type of smiles
I love his stubble
Another stubble
I love his hair
I love Alec Hardy
I love David Tennant!
It’s ✨Gay Culture✨😌💅
yeah they’re gay keep scrolling
I will not be taking criticism
Edit: yes I will, I switched Winter and Darkstalker lol
I am 99% bad decisions 1% unholy rage
I decided to jump on the destiel confession as memes on my phone train
*minor inconvenience*
Me:
I stan one(1) cast
me and my cousins when we were young, showing our family our dance that we choreographed in my room ten minutes earlier.
Anathema, twenty minutes into knowing Newt: not only are we banging, we are dating.
Aziraphale, 3,155,695,200 minutes into knowing Crowley: hm, no officer, I have never seen this man before in my life.
I did the math, it checks out
The way Dean and Cas and their children are all the blame themselves, I hate it here that’s on family resemblance 😭😭
And of course: