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*MIXES THE ANGST AND FLUFF INTO ONE DRINK, CHUGS THE ENTIRE THING AND FUCKING DIES*

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I didn’t realize you were the person who did the fanfiction tag drinks.

ahah yeah that's meeee!!

If you guys are interested they are all available as stickers on my RB!!

I've stubbed my toe so many times I wouldn’t be surprised if one day my toe is just 90°

Some of my New Year’s resolutions:

1. read 3-5 books

2. Memorize the phonic alphabet

3. Wear my glasses more often

4. Stop lip picking (for fu*ks sake I need to stop)

5. Relearn chess (7 year old me could beat current me - and I can’t stand the thought of that)

6. Watch more movies (3 or more per month or so)

7. Grow out my hair (because why the f*ck not)

8. Practice speaking and reading Italian

9. Do more arts and crafts/DIY projects

10. HYDRATE! HYDRATE! HYDRATE!

Alcuni dei miei buoni propositi per il nuovo anno:

1. leggere 3-5 libri

2. imparare a memoria l'alfabeto fonetico

3. indossare gli occhiali di più

4. smettere di leccarmi le labbra (per l'amor di Dio | devo smettere)

5. riapprendere a giocare a scacchi (il me di 7 anni poteva battere il me attuale - e non posso sopportare il pensiero)

6. guardare più film (3 o più al mese, o giù di lì)

7. far crescere i capelli (perché no?)

8. esercitarmi a parlare e leggere in italiano

9. fare più attività artistiche e fai-da-te

10. IDRATARE! IDRATARE! IDRATARE!

Do you ever think one of Cerberus heads feels neglected? 3 heads but only 2 hands.

Pensi mai che una delle teste di Cerbero si senta trascurata? 3 teste ma solo 2 mani.

Eating Andy Capp’s Hot Fries after picking my lips, wish me luck

Do y'all ever get a thought and then… it just….

Chinchilla facts

1. They are Endangered due to habitat loss and poaching

2. Chinchillas can jump as high over 6 feet high

3. chinchillas have dichromatic vision meaning they see the same way as dogs do

4. Chinchillas Use Their Fur as a Defense Mechanism (shedding large patches of fur in a process called "fur slip")

5. They have the densest fur of any land animal and are so dense they have to take dust baths (because mold can grow on them if they get wet)

6. dust baths help remove loose hair, dirt, and skin, and absorb oils

7. Chinchilla fur is so thick flees suffocate in it

8. Their teeth never stop growing

9. They are one of the longest-lived rodents

10. The name chinchilla comes from “little Chincha”, that comes from the Chincha people

11. they can overheat easily from human body warmth.

12. According to the Guinness world records, The oldest chinchilla ever recorded was named Radar. He was 29 years and 229 days old.

Pros and cons of winter

Pros

All the bugs go back to hell

Comfy socks and sweaters

Can walk around in sweatpants all day

Hot coco and tea Weather

Cons

COLD

Slippery Ice

COLD

Seasonal depression

COLD

When somebody tells you to stop stimming/fidgeting because it’s “giving them anxiety”:

happy birthday gromit