Fever Is A Hilarious Immune Response. Our Bodies Tell The Disease “hey, Wanna See Which One Of Us Dies

I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.

People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.

Not only are the Comedy Wildlife Photo Award winners all excellent, the banner announcements are glorious when taken out of context.

a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

i think one of the main issues with "dating culture" in total is that the actual percentage of humans who want or need to pair bond or reproduce is a lot lower than we think it is and this creates conflict from dumping an enormous amount of resources into pursuing unsatisfactory goals, having an identity crisis when yet another relationship or partner is boring or disappointing, going through a destructive breakup and resource partition, and then being coerced into starting over from the beginning and just doing this over and over until we die. i don't think relationships and love and romantic attachment are fake I just think a lot of people don't actually need or want them who have been convinced otherwise

hello there, open and vast internet!

i am going to be shitposting, not expecting to be popular or having any followers at all. this is my first account for this website and there might be posts that i regret.

that being said, may the shame begin!

i've had this account for like, six years and i haven't learnt how to use tumblr yet.

brb trying to figure it out

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners