Oh, This Was Awkward- How To Let The Pink Demon Down Without- Oh. Oh, Good, He Was Only Joking.

“I open my mouth. I want to say: I’m breaking, and I need someone to hold me together. But no sound comes out.”

— Beth Revis, A Million Suns (via weltenwellen)

"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

lurking on mobile while at work

if anyone wants to plot or talk about muses my ike are open

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"

didn't get much done tonight bc i got distracted by discord rp lmao

i'll try again tomorrow~

catfish sentence starters

“you are a shameful citizen!”

“can someone be fucking honest?”

“what you see is what you get.”

“i never said nothing is my fault.”

“you look so gross right now.” 

“my granny’s computer was garbage.”

“we were kind of soulmates.” 

“i’m not gonna’ go anywhere anymore.”

“then why the fuck are we here?”

“this is just something i do.”

“that’s you taking care of your business.” 

“it’s one of those questions of ‘what if?’.”

“okay. wow. that’s funny.”

“you’re not gonna’ shake my hand?”

“this is gonna’ be fun.”

“i love both of them.” 

“i don’t really care anymore.”

“i’m really impressed with how you handled this.”

“you’re literally fishing.”

*sarcastic clapping*

“have you ever heard of destiny before?”

“what kind of money?”

“you guys know each other, clearly.”

“wait, timeout. i don’t do that.”

“you’re making me look like a fucking asshole.”

“wow okay, i guess that’s the end of it.”

“he was dead for a couple of days.” 

“i just kinda’ wanna’ disappear from the world for a couple of days.”

“like, 100%.”

“so i’m just a story for you?”

“i’m a fucking guinea pig.”

“a lot has transpired!”

“let me stop you for a second.” 

“it said so on facebook, so i believe it.”

“good morning, handsome!”

“but are you in love with me?”

“can i change my relationship status on facebook?”

“wait, no no no.”

“thank you, you’re dismissed.”

“you don’t have the qualifications! you do not have the jurisdiction.”

“me me me me me me me!”

“you did the bunny rabbit and you hopped your ass in there.”

“and you didn’t wanna’ believe it!”

“you really did love me?”

“okay, that’s your opinion.”

“well that’s very unfortunate.”

“that’s not very becoming for a lady.”

“at some point, you need to take a fucking hint.”

“this is kinda’ embarrassing for me.”

“i don’t get it.”

#𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑼𝑵𝑮. ⸻  independent and private Lucifer Morningstar of Hazbin Hotel. est April 2024. as adored by Zayne. *

underrated potential cat+dog friendship

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❝ If I cannot bend H E A V E N then I will raise H E L L ❞

☠ Penned by Zen ☠ Mutuals Only ☠ OC Selective ☠ 21+ Only ☠ Low Activity

@demonsdealings said: Having something forbidden is exciting, don't you agree? (Alastor to Lucifer)

Lucifer narrowed his eyes at the other, studying him to try to figure out what he was thinking with that comment before he smirks slightly, a look of deep amusement taking over his expression.

"You do know who I am, right? I am the Original Tempter. Tee-Em," he stated proudly, then leaned up towards the deer demon, eyebrows dancing along his brows suggestively.

"I know all about forbidden...fruit. And all the excitement it can bring."