Hnnfnnhnggnhn I Am Normal About This Man

this is the best thing i've ever read because it's even WRITTEN in character

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

why would he say that

vlinny... havent heard that name in a while...

but julian, i’m a little bit older than you.

Yoko Ono, Courtney Love, Dove Cameron

CAN WE STOP BLAMING THE WOMEN!

I had a talk with my roommate about Damiano David "selling out" and when I told her that a lot of people blame Dove Cameron, here's what she said:

If a woman has so much agency to influence her man's career, that says a lot about the man and his inability to make his own decisions. If you're so easily influenced by your woman, that's a you problem.

Stop blaming Yoko Ono for the end of the Beatles. Stop blaming Courtney Love for the end of Nirvana. And stop blaming Dove Cameron for the end of Maneskin. The guys have their own brains! to decide whether they wanna continue with their bands or not.

i hate big boss/naked snake so much but like he's such a hottie

why did you have to make this man so grossly gorgeous and make him such an asshole like FUCK him but also lemme kiss him

op PLEASE don't bump into anything

how would you explain that

from now on i say "yaoi" not "owie"

i have a family gathering on saturday, btw

chomp chomp applè

IM GONNA GO TO SEATTLE AT SOME POINT!!!!!

KURT HERE I COME 🎊🎊🎊