Thanks for listening to my sad backstory. Anyway, here's Wonderwall.
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Happy Valentine’s day y’all, have Hualesbians. 💞
tfw ur boyfriend is a criminal and u have to sneak out to see him (you're his executioner)
Gojo babygirl you are very much a freak. can I give you a lil smooch please
Hua Cheng (And Hualian) but as Textposts I’ve found
Xie Lian Version
When the villain comes to Wei Wuxian like "Oh yeah? You and what army??" And Wei Wuxian is like "watch this b*tch" and creates a whole paper doll legion.
(Oh, yeah, and then Hanguang Jun arrives, like, the main hero, and protects Wei Wuxian and then everybody knows they're fucked.)
I've said it before but wangxian doing cheating role-play but they can never actually pull it off
*meeting at a public bar*
Wei Ying: hey stranger ;)
Lan Zhan: ...hello. Can I buy you a drink?
Wei Ying: you better not, my husband is Hanguang-Jun, he's insanely possessive and strong~
Lan Zhan getting red ears: how strong?
Wei Ying: your line was supposed to be "he doesn't have to know!" Lan Zhan are you fishing for praise? Let's try again
Lan Zhan: ..... I am married as well
Wei Ying: he can't satisfy you, that's why you came here huh?
Lan Zhan: no he's amazing. He's very sexy
Wei Ying twirling his hair: hehe is that right? Your husband turns you on that much?
Lan Zhan standing up: yes. I want to go home and have sex with my husband right now
Wei Ying getting out of his seat: yeah me too
bunny maidxian 🐰🎀