(photos By Bill Watterson And An Octopus)

I’m bored

send me genshin rarepairs and I’ll make some headcanons and scenarios for them

* HEY EVERY ! SUSIE AND KRIS ARE VISITING THE [[Dilf Shrine]]!!

Congratulations on being born🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍰🎂🍪

It was a lot of work on my part I’m sure

Just some angst for ur troubles✨✨

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How talk would you say each ninja is to each other? Shortest to tallest kinda thing

Jay is the tallest

References are hard as fU-

SAGAU: 4 More Or Less Pt. 4

Warnings: swearing

aye liyue time

Characters: Zhongli, Xingqui, Hu Tao, Chongyun

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Zhongli

short answer: old man 🫵

as usual, he always has the best stories

like audible who??

don’t bring him to any stores tho

you will lose so much money

as for some wholesome prompts, he’d maybe go volunteer at a library after learning basic stuff

you wont see him for a while once u get him a library card

“jesus christ zhongli where tf have you been” “Apologies, dear. I was simply at the library.” “FOR 2 DAYS???”

imagine you walk in and find him reading to all the kiddos wAAA

best old man 👌 95/10 would roll again

-5 points due to high money consumption :’)

Xingqui

same as zhongli, but he’s got his own wallet thank you very much

will probably trick Chongyun with the Chinese finger trap

or that one trick where you make someone put their hands flat on the table, put a cup of water on each, and then leave

“Chongyun, you good?” “*softly shaking his hands and on the verge of sobbing* n o”

if it was a situation where it would take a while for them to get home, Xingqui would probs work at the library for a short while

he’d be absolutely amazed by all the stories that are accessible nowadays

on that note

AO3.

keep him away from it for his own sake.

Hu Tao

she can and will send someone a glitter bomb oh my gOD

keep her away from any prank related channels

otherwise, she’d be surprised at how a lot of ppl have her humor

“does it count as drinking alone if you’re pregnant?” “I mean, it will be if you keep drinking” “.. jesus christ”

meanwhile hu tao in the bg 🧍‍♀️

also mY GIRL WOULD THRIVE DURING HALLOWEEN

I’ve never seen any mentions of a halloween themed event it genshin, so lets assume they just dont celebrate it

bestie would be running around so much

looking at all the spooky stuff

she’s probably going to try bringing some halloween traditions into teyvat ngl

Chongyun

Oh my sweet baby boy

he would be the target of so many pranks

also ALL THE ICE POPS FOR HIM

if you play horror games with ghosts in them, he’d sit next to you and watch lol

maybe take some notes on different ghosts? just because

you all take turns making sure he doesn’t overwork himself

“Ah, my grace! How may I-” “Chongyun it’s 2:17 am.” “lets just tie him onto the bed actually 🧍” “I second that”

pat pat

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January 27th, 2021

I return with more Sky memes

Those godforsaken darkness trees, in the Golden Wasteland especially, make me crave violence. I’ve gotten better at burning them since I started drawing this, but still. Having something more potent than a candle would be great, thanks 🙃

This was a fun piece to work on! Lots of different methods of drawing and painting all crammed together with like 10 adjustment layers on top, eheheh

God each second I look at it it gets better,,,,,

Wow. Talk about attention to detail.

Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21

need…. more…sagau…content…..

need…more…doppelgänger..au…

need…chaotic..gremlin…duo…