Things That Piss Me Off

Yasss

I can’t

I love the discord cos we have serious headcannons like “RK900 wears scarves after ditching his CyberLife coat because he feels vulnerable having his neck bare.” to “Connor wants to eat legos and Hank has to physically yeet himself across the room to stop him like a parent looking after their 3 year old.”

Oh my god I thought that I was the one being weird and unsure

Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??” but then a second later I’ll be like “Am I just a straight person lying to myself???” Its like I forget my own orientation exists

Jin’s hyena laugh give me life

their reactions to joon accidentally tearing open jungkook’s shirt

The Avengers on a Trip

Stephen: Can you guys please be quiet?

Thor: *is asleep*

Clint: Haha nope!

Bruce: Please lower your voice, Clint… Thor is sleeping.

Peter: *takes weird selfies* This is totally gonna blow up Instagram.

Steve: Why am I the one who’s driving? I have no idea where I’m going.

Tony: Calm down, everyone! I’m trying to count the horses outside and you all keep distracting me.

Natasha: I need to get out of here and fuck someone up.

Mantis: We’re gonna have so much fun when we arrive!

Quill: Yeah, fun…

Gamora: *is very disgusted*

Scott: Wait, where is Bucky?

Sam: I swear he was just here…

Bucky: *was accidentally left at home, alone*

largest salt mines in the world:

On behalf of the stony fandom, I apologize that a majority of us are toxic as fuck. I personally don’t care what you all tag. I’ve seen hostility towards ironstrange, ironhusbands, stucky, etc and it’s 2018??? Please calm down?? This is tumblr, not 1692 Salem MA.

Anyways if anyone wants to talk ships I’m all for it <3 Just message me??? I’m open about pretty much all the mcu/marvel comics whatevs ships. 

Have a good night <3 

Fucking me when I go out with my friends

Stephen: I can’t believe you forgot your phone.

Tony: Yeah. I hope Peter liked the shirt I got him yesterday. Oh, he called.

Friday: You have 17 new messages.

Tony: What?!

Friday: Message 1.

Peter: Hey Mr. Stark, thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Ned can’t drive and I ran Shuri's car into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together.

Shuri: You still owe me for that.

Peter: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Cars are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now.. but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright?

Ned: [Snoring]

Peter: Ned, you’re up! Talk to you later, Mr. Stark!

Friday: End of Message.

Tony: I’m not listening to all of these.

[skips to the last message]

Friday: Message 17.

Peter: Oh my god, is he dead?! Why did you put him in the car?!

MJ: It’s Flash, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital!

Shuri: Peter, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese?

Peter: Shuri, shut up! Mr. Stark, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Mr. Stark, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, Mr. Stark!

MJ: Peter, eyes on the road!

Ned: TRUCK!

All: [Screaming]

Friday: End of message.

Tony and Stephen: [stare at the phone in horror]

These guy really

a mess (trans)

My daughter did it I’m crying

Queen Historia