Misc RP Memes ♡ Still Accepting!

Eyo! Forgot to mention, but this blog is OPEN to shipping! For Taliyah, there is quite literally a list of people who I've done ship role-plays with. What are some? Darius, Sett, Ezreal, Ekko, Sylas, Qiyana, even people from other fandoms! Off the top of my head, I can list at least twelve characters who have done something romantic with her. Feel free to drop into my DMs for some plotting or discussing! One sided love, enemies to lovers, forbidden love, childhood sweethearts, fake relationship turned real, I'm open. Only thing I'm hesitant about is abusive relationships, but there's a whole AU that proves I'll do those too.

She's malleable, and so am I! ♡

“Shit I Overheard at my Law Firm” Sentence Starters

“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”

“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.” 

“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”

*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.” 

“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”

“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”

“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”

“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”

“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”

“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”

“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”

“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”

“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?” 

“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”

“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”

“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”

*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”

“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?” 

“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”

“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”

“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”

“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”

“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”

“The stapler has been compromised.” 

“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”

“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”

“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”

“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”

“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”

Taliyah  was  always  amazed  by  tall  people .  More  specifically ,  their  hands .  Call  it  whatever  you  want ,  but  it’s  just  so  interesting .  Hell ,  his  palm  could  probably  cover  her  whole  face !  Yeah ,  her  attention  was  split  as  he  spoke .

Taliyah  looked  up  suddenly ,  Sett’s  face  WAY  closer  than  it  just  was .  Wow ,  okay ,  personal  space .  Her  hazel  eyes  studied  him ,  silent  for  a  moment  or  two .  Was  this  a  person  she  should  trust ?  After  all ,  he  did  do  a  LOT  of  damage  earlier . . .  Oh ,  whatever .  She  can  fend  for  herself .

To  answer  Sett’s  question ,  Taliyah  just  smiled  innocently .  “ The  arena  is  made  of  stone ,  by  the  look  of  it .  I  can  protect  myself .  “  Taking  a  look  around ,  the  Shuriman  just  hummed .  “ I  wanted  to  know  what  people  were  talking  about .  You’re  the  Boss ,  no ?  “

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Meet Your Archetypes ♡

50% Caregiver

Friendly, sincere, and compassionate, the Caregiver finds their reward in helping others. No one could ask for a better best friend.

31% Advocate

The Advocate is the one everyone wants on their side. In the name of justice, they are not afraid to challenge authority or speak up for others.

19% Performer

Taking center stage comes naturally to the Performer, whether at the water cooler or in front of an audience. They are magnetic and know how to inspire.

Tagged by: @iixesha ♡♡♡

Tagging: man idfk. I've been up for over 30 hours, give me a break. Steal iT FROM ME

Self-Knowledge Questionnaire

TENDERNESS

You are not afraid of the sufferings and sorrows of other people, even when they are acted out in unappealing ways. Beneath even defensiveness and self-righteous behaviour, you know that deep down people need nurturing and consolation. One danger is being naive about people’s dark sides. But at your best you know you can be mean yourself, which helps you to sympathise. You bring strength and forgiveness where other people might panic.

For Tenderness:

The Darkest Truth About Love

On Charity

Loving and Being Loved

NEEDINESS

Being affirmed and nurtured by others is a central requirement for you to feel safe. This means you can be slow to warm up to other people, which is difficult because what you most need from them is their warmth. Yet you know how to be vulnerable: to let down your defences and accept that you need another person. This lack of pretence is a valuable trait, and ultimately more endearing than the macho efforts others make to deny their childlike sides.

For Neediness:

Why the Fear of Rejection Never Goes Away

On the Longing for Maternal Tenderness

How to Spend Time Alone

SENSITIVITY

You have delicate, sensitive perceptions; you can be deeply moved by appearances – the right light in a room, or good food, or the texture of a piece of clothing. Expressive, intelligent language has a powerful hold on you; your mind works better when it is inspired and provoked by vivid imagery. It can be sad to live in a world which is often so ugly and not properly looked after. But you know that things can be otherwise, and you have the ability to appreciate the world at its best.

For Sensitivity:

Why We Should Draw More

Why Design Matters

On Good and Bad Taste

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Tagging: @chronodriven @eboyezreal and whoever would like to do it!

@shattcrcdtimc started ♡ very grossly licks the side of her face

Taliyah's nose scrunched up as she stared at Ekko , a hand raising to wipe off the spit . " How ... Pleasant . Thank you . "

She forced a smile , reaching over to give her companion a pat on the shoulder . This boy was going to be the end of her . . .

Taliyah couldn't help but let the smile turn mischievous . Oh , it was always hilarious , being thought as nothing but a little girl . In reality , she fought a rogue ascended one at the age of 16 , with little proper training .

Defending herself was always fun , but Taliyah doesn't want to boast .

" Sett ? Hm . . . Reminds me of Seth . My name is Taliyah ! You're big . And fluffy . " Once again , the Shuriman eyed him . Not for the heck of it , but to study him . A moment or two later , Taliyah smiled , offering her hand . He got her trust . For now .

" It's nice to meet you . "

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@iixesha asked ♡ estate? modern children

Jane Austin Actions | Still Accepting

Estate: Our muses move into a new place together

A house . This was something Taliyah begged for . The two to settle down in a nice house by the woods . . . Soon , though , two turned into three . Three into four . That was probably what convinced Ekko .

Taliyah was utterly exhausted on the day of the move . Bags were under her hazel eyes , and her lips were pressed thin . Currently , she sat in the passenger seat , a rowdy toddler playing with his baby sister in the back seat .

" Ekks , can you believe it ? " The woman muttered , yawning at the end of the sentence . " We finally left that apartment for good . Do you think we'll stay long ? " Taliyah turned her head to Ekko , a soft smile dancing on her lips . She hopes he'll say yes . . .

@iixesha stated 001 >:)))) ♡ Anger Starters: open

Playfulness , anger , it was all the same . At least , in this relationship . It all started with a little push . . . Just a push .

" Let go of me , Ekko ! " Taliyah snapped , slapping away his cold hand . God , could the undead ever take a joke ? Probably not , with what she's seen . At least he wasn't being a flirty idiot .

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If that was supposed to be an insult , Taliyah didn't quite catch it . Her hands felt around her bag for a moment or two before pulling out a petoskey stone .

" Rocks are really neat . " With that said , she offered the stone to the general , shining a smile . Oh , to be a fool .