Newsies AU

David: Why does Race look so confused all the time?

Crutchie: Because he is.

Race, in the kitchen: So if I set the microwave to 99 it'll cook for 99 seconds, but if I set it for 100 it'll only do 60 seconds?

Hi pls reblog if your in the newsies fandom

crutchie: once that train makes--

refuge kid: ssSSSHHHHHHhhh

me:

Newsies as Things Said in My Math Class

Jack: The only subject I'm passing is art so I'm just gonna leave now before I hurt myself even more Davey: I'm so stressed all the time that I get withdrawals when I don't have obligations Crutchie: I hope everyone makes an A! Even though I'm totally gonna make an F Katherine: What even is math? How am I supposed to do this? I know I make A's but HOW Race: (to the teacher) Someday when I'm famous you're gonna wish you hadn't given me a D on that quiz Les: I'm too young to drive or to die so someone give me a ride home before this test Spot: You think I won't fight everyone? I'll fight you all except Timothy, cause he's my study buddy Albert: Tomorrow I'm gonna pretend to be sick and then go to Waffle House when my mom leaves for work who wants in Jojo: I would say I was up all night partying last night, but I was actually playing fortnite until 4 AM Specs: (teacher asks if anyone has questions about the test) Yeah do I gotta take it Henry: I had lunch two hours ago but it feels like two years please pray for me Elmer: (teacher asks where his homework is) You know it just went on lunch break check back in 15 minutes Mike: We're best friends. Right Ike? Ike: I'm obligated to say yes because we're related. Romeo: What if all of you were my girlfriend (every person in the class says no) Finch: I love everyone, except my mom, that heinous witch Tommy Boy: Nobody steals from me. I lock everything away, including my hopes and dreams Mush: I'll beat up everybody in this piece of crap school, except myself cause he'a a handsome devil Buttons: *zooming in and out on a blank screen that says "WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS" in bold letters* Smalls: I'm tough!! *screams when they realize someone's behind them* Blink: Who wants to help me replace the online handbook with the communist manifesto

Race: *singing softly to himself* Mothman-Man, Mothman-Man, does whatever a Mothman can

Who are you gonna trust?

Your options include:

1. Them

or

2. Them

Jack: what’s wrong?

Race *takes long drag off cigarette*: my sketchers don’t light up anymore

“How included do you feel in your chosen group of friends?”

“Les during King of New York.”

Headcanon #5

Medda is the ultimate mom, and loves the younger newsies. When nobody’s performing, she lets them run around the theater, try on costumes and jewelry, and play with the Beauties. Sometimes the older boys come in to collect their younger friends to find them in floppy hats, pink feather boas, and high heeled shoes. Medda’s happy to let them keep beads and ribbons, and the little newsies are happy to have a souvenir from the theater.

jack: [reads the letter from crutchie from the refuge]

jack, in tears: aw man, crutchie….

jack: …why the hell is you speakin in rhymes?